Where Were Minions from 1933 to 1945?

Where were they? Where must they be?

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[Brleg]

There are Soviet reports of Minions being sighted testing chemical weapons on Manchurian villages in the name of Japanese God-Emperor, Shōwa (昭和, 29 April 1901 – 7 January 1989).

[Normee]

And I thought Minions couldn't get any scarier...

[noahopdencamp]

Never ask a woman: her age
Never ask a man: his salary
Never ask the minions: where were they from 1933 to 1945

[hybirdmaximus]

Shidbot voice is reall good, my ears start getting a rest after hearing the iconic golden voice of sir shidbot, thank you so much for this amazing lore

[lifestylez]

Even when facing death, he got out the quick 69 joke, very based.

[sahir]

This tells us a lot about where the minions were from 1933 - 1945

[nihalbhandary]

Many dont know about this, but after the fall of Berlin minions were taken POWs and comrade Stalin being resourceful as he is, sought their help in running Gulags. The ice caves were actually Gulags.

[aaronpro]

"The scientist was found dead after a suicide from 5 gunshots in the back of his own head" It's funny how accurate this is to real life cases

[outerspace]

Update: So, it has been revealed since 2006 that the actual reason the minions wanted to hide this part of their history was due to a bloody civil war, which as you can imagine was so catastrophic for their kind that they banned it from ever being brought up again. During that civil war there were two warring factions; the pro-hitlerists and the pro-stalinists. The minions couldnt decide on which side they should fight for and after a period of hostilities and internal violence it all went downhill.

When the second world war was over, they all decided to reconcile. They also came to the conclusion that its better if they stayed out of politics and build their own civilization in an isolated place.

[juancovarrubias]

no wonder, they have their own code language of several languages to not let anyone into the plans, maybe they can speak normally, but just do it to their superiors, maybe they are the superiors with a villain as their simple cardboard cutout of a figurehead. They are the leaders.

[zagaypriest]

When they said that Steiner didn't have enough force to counter-attack, they were actually referring to the minions.

[thevoid]

Damn. Why did he commit suicide when he uncovered such a big secret?

[Gigafishsmelly]

This also tells us
Since Gru is obsessed with rockets, especially in his childhood, him or his relatives could have worked on the V1-2 rockets, and further implying that the minions are behind the wunderwaffe project.
(PS: I'm not allowed to say this)

[richardcranium]

Legit more scary than 99% of horror movies

[pixiedye]

Oh my god, this leave an idea that Shidbot Catalogue could be a real thing

[koolguy]

Even more terrifying if youve seen the video "Who did the minions serve after WW2"

[bilal_Hadjlaoui]

I tip my hat to you sir shidbot, you just tell the great lore of the minions before they get the cringe facebook memes with such a golden voice, thank you sir

[fathomrl]

This tells us a lot about Lewis Hamilton’s loss in the Abu Dhabi grand prix

[dailydoseofblues]

Perhaps the most tasteless thing imaginable would be for a scene where the minions run a concentration camp in a slapstick manner - there’s minions accidentally gassing themselves along with prisoners, falling into mass graves due to fighting with each other, and of course the head Nazi minion doing a silly dance in victory after a mass murder only to be glared at by a top visiting Nazi official - who then smiles and dances with him.

[StartRunning.]

this explains how the minions were involved with mao zedongs great leap forward