WWE 2K22 My Rise Story Mode - FIRST 20 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY (No Commentary)

[rodohernandez]

Cereal is a Soup.
Pop Tarts are ravioli.
Sushi is a burrito.
Pizza is a cheesy salad with an edible plate.
A block of cheese is a loaf of milk.
Bologna is just a pancake for people who like hot dogs.
Mashed Potatoes is Irish Guacamole.
Waffles are Pancakes with abs.
Coffee is dirty bean water.
Tea is metric leaf water.
Minty is cold Spicy.
Twizzlers are cheery pasta noodles.
Lasagna is a Spaghetti flavored cake.
Professional wrestling is Red Neck anime.
The chicken is a meat bird.
Coffins are Maracas during an earthquake.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[spongyx]

2:31 This is a mobile game, right? The cutscenes are comically bad for 2022.