THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfmovie feat. Schmoyoho)

LYRICS!!

Haaaaa, I’m a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die

Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die

Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die—please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die

Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie

Dad, I’m hungry
Hi, hungry, I’m dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?

I’m gonna do an internet
Well, I’m gonna do a book
You’re leavin’ me—I met a real man
Hey buddy, look

Over here
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind
You’re gonna die
We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We’re all gonna

(chorus)

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Got your nose
Look out he’s got a nose!
Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey I’m pregnant…
I can explain

NO, don’t jump
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow

Hey, you got a license for that?
You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! Mmyahhhhhh
NO, LLAMA NOOOO!

(chorus)

Even though letting go feels right
I can’t afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever

(chorus)

[dr_alex]

No youtube im not suicidal, this song is just a banger.

[Saturn.]

THE WARNING GOT REMOVED!!
YouTube finally listened!!

[the_downloader]

No YouTube, I don't intend to kill myself, I'm just dying to listen to this masterpiece, no need to warn me every time

[Johnsmith]

Never thought I'd need to confirm my age to watch a video about muffins but here I am

[зот]

Crazy this is 3 years old when it feels like 10.

[joshuah]

When I was obsessed with this song, my husband of 15yrs was still alive.

We're still bound together, even though this Thanksgiving will mark the 3rd year of his death.

But letting go DOESN'T feel right, because I'm not a cartoon yet and I haven't befriended a muffin.

[MyNameIsReaper]

How can a song that’s chorus just says, “I wanna die” make me want to live more than any other song lol

[kyledawson]

Youtube! i can assure you! this song has never made me suicidal! in fact during the worst of my depression, this song helped me, it actually made me laugh and smile, when nothing else would! this song is a masterpiece and deserves its 250m+ views!

[maxxienx]

It’s almost been 4 years since this song came out. Damn, time goes by so fast.

edit: officially has been 4 years y’all

[Chilguy-ge]

Looking back on This song 6 years later Makes me happy

[hotcocooo]

“Dad I’m hungry”
“Hi hungry I’m dad”
That is my life.

[ethandegoose]

YouTube is recommending me the suicide prevention hotline because I am literally listening to a song about a muffin wanting to be eaten.

[Bulbbley]

The amount of nostalgia that radiates off of this series is just, yes.

[cheese_with_a_hat]

the amount of nostalgia I get from listening to this

[sweeteunias]

“What kind of music do you like?”.
Me: “depressing music”.
“What kind?”
Me: “it’s complicated.” ;-;

[Rellybored]

No YouTube I’m not ending my life. I just want to feel some nostalgia, and listen to this masterpiece!

[runec.]

Muffin: *lives for one second*
*immediately wants to die*

[john]

Man, I remember when this song ruled the internet. Still one of the best songs ever

[buddytenney]

I don't want to die. It's just that this song is a banger.

[GodOfTables]

I feel ashamed. It's been so long since I've listened to this that I missed the entire suicide warning