Tortoise toothbrush dance, will Dwayne do the butt scratch wiggle?

[frəaky]

"CoMe On, wiGgle yoUr buM"💀

[backupearlyvolcano]

" *BIG SIGH* its this shit again"

[Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet]

Human: "C'mon, Dwayne, wiggle your bum!"
Dwayne: Mmmm... tired... bro, no. Bro, stop. Assault by brush, bro. OMFG, Humans....

[bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun]

To be fair, if a random giant came down and scratched my bum with a brush the size of my head with bristles the size of branches, I would want to run away as fast as I can, too!

[pithilhossain]

The Tortoise does not want to shake its butt but it looks cute 🥰 😂

[tortoisetownn]

the rounder shape of that tortoise I'm pretty sure it's a female

[cherrycolacatx]

Omg i have a tortoise that looks like that! Is your a Russian tortoise? Mine is!

[KiwiLuvsPieOfficial]

Y’all, it’s a tortoise 😂 does it matter what name they gave it if it’s a boy or a girl? It’s just words.

[bbailey]

That’s almost certainly a female Russian.

[Janine-xj]

The owners are Stoners 😂😂 the little dude with the Shell is BEAUTIFUL. ALL is

[RolandoMota]

Maybe Dwayne won't do the dance because you gave her a male's name..

[TheceMan]

My name is Dwayne and no I will not do the butt scratch wiggle.

[ErikVRed]

Russian tortoise? We have one named Bob

[Arachnid]

Turtles only do that when tryibg to get rid of shed
Try doing that trick ehen he rubs against other objects

[Erfanmei]

"CoMe OnE rUbBeR yOuR bUtT"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂