The First Holiday Film Written Entirely By Bots

By forcing bots to watch every holiday film ever made, Netflix has created our own mathematically perfect Holiday film made entirely by bots. Please enjoy “Carol’s Christmas Carol For Carol, A Woman Named Carol.” Let us know in the comments if it warmed your heart, and whether you'd like to see more.

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[jerradmarsan]

"I have such happy, please tell me your name."
"Human 27"
"That is a name."
Damn their chemistry is just too much.

[Csuma]

"Elf 27 turns into three Christmas ghosts, *in the usual way* "
It's so underrated

[glrypmj]

"Her grandma, an elder being, enters oldly" why is nobody talking about this LMFAOOO

[gagethepropcollecter]

“I can’t be 3, I only have 1 clothes”

Elf 27 is the most logical person in this entire movie

[cease]

“If you don’t return you turn into three ghosts of Christmas.”
“I can’t be three, I only have one clothes.”

The mans not wrong

[thehappyloaf]

"He is jolly with anger." Santa really needs to cut back on the passive aggressiveness.

[Tintelinus]

"Go to sleep and wake up in a relationship or I will get even older"

What a supportive grandma

[paulsonhanel]

"go to sleep and wake up with a relationship or I will get even older" - this is like exactly how my grandma talks LOL

[bluebird]

I like how Grandma is only getting older because Carol is single, which suggests that she's old only because Carol has been single for so long.

[Dink-sswv]

“Will you stay with me forever?”
“Yes. But I must leave now forever.”

[jerradmarsan]

I love that a bot watches every holiday film, and thinks we've outlawed being single on christmas.

[interstellarkitten]

Why do I feel like "Grandma is never single for Christmas" is vaguely threatening

[ArkHattori]

" This is not magic, this is Santa's strength from his milk addiction."

Good lord. Drink your milk, kids.

[valeriaval.]

"If you don't return you turn into three ghosts of Christmas."
"I can't be three. I only have one clothes."

Understandable, have a great day sir

[dorrin]

"We see Grandma is now dating Santa. She is never single on Christmas"

Cougar level: Expert.

[randi-lynnemillerson]

"Her grandma, an elder being, enters oldly"

Not only did I find my favorite quote, but I found what I want to be called when my children have children.. "Elder Being"

[tacnomel]

The grandma is never single was a joke that actually had a pay off. Impressive

[mzadro]

“This is not magic, this is Santa’s strength from his milk addiction”
That’s an absolutely glorious line

[BenåAdstrom]

"our snowman is loud and insane"

honestly the best line in all christmas movies ever

[SaiyanMF]

“He is jolly with anger”
That is cursed