Rainier Wolfcastle Best Moments

Had this in the queue, you'll see Rod, Todd, Maude, and God next.

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[RJinks]

“My eyes, the goggles do nothing”

This line will never leave me, I am thankful for this

[SkyPikachu]

"On closer inspection, these are loafers."

This line gets me every time.

[canadiantexan]

One of the best Schwarzeneggeresque characters!

[martinm]

I like how even after the first heckler got shot, someone still heckled him

[perfectionbox]

he totally killed it at the comedy club

[hunterlangley]

Well, his Woody Allen impression was dead on.

[TheChimeraDude]

"Shh, time to sleep little fatso." That line was hilarious.

[regalecusglesne]

"I have purchased the Springfield YMCA. I plan to tear it down, and turn the land into a natural preserve, where I will hunt the deadliest game of all: Man!"
he's literally my hero

[Lucstar]

"The geeks shall inherit the earth."


*proceeds to plunge boy's body through another boy's chest*

[tedculbertson]

I love the "Remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied." because the Schwarzenegger line it's based on is honestly a really good action hero line.

[davidperezz]

"Is any of this hetero?" " Whats there is there."

[justinw]

Wolfcastle is one of my favorite side minor characters of the show. He rarely appears but when he appears you know the episode would be good.

[timfortune]

The source of the two greatest memes: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" and "...That's the joke."
My favorite moment is still:
"Rainer Wolfcastle star of the McBain movies and the upcoming 'Help! My Son is a Nerd!'"
"My son returns from a fancy East Coast college and I'm horrified to learn he's a nerd."
"I'm laughing already!"
"It's not a comedy."

[tacticalcrusader]

Never realized how effing hilarious this character is. I was dying the whole time.

[esteemedyams]

I got a hunch this character's been modeled after that famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.

[daniellujan]

“UP AND AT THEM!!” 😂😂😂 still cracks me up!

[queencancerous]

"My eyes the goggles do nothing!" is one of my favorite lines from the show

[FlyWithMe_]

3:49 not just shooting the heckler, but randomly killing everyone 😂

[garthvader]

The guy in the Simpsons Movie is President Schwarzenegger, a completely different character with no relation to Rainier Wolfcastle whatsoever. I'm confused.

[robowolfgaming]

You know Rainier is strong when he can carry Homer so easily without breaking a sweat