Will You Be My Valentine?

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Laina
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Denton, TX 76205

[thenayaah]

"Don't say no... (or I'm coming for you)"

The most terrifying words are the ones left unsaid.

[Plismith]

Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red 
the Trees are red 
Everything is red
My garden is on fire

[mrj]

Am i the only one who thinks her smile is beutiful

[foxgirl]

Roses are red
They go on top of a grave
This makes no sense
Microwave

[SilentMover]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sunflower are yellow

Just some gardening facts

[ace]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Roses are red

[darkionx]

"...don't say no,
or I'll murder..,
you" 

[jackburner]

Roses are Black,
Violets are Black,
Everything is Black,
I am Blind.

[josephb]

What a wonderful Poem, originally written by a young Man for the girl of his dreams, however, perfectly recited here by Laina.

[noquierounusuario]

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon.

[liammcgee]

haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator 

[yan.]

Roses are red
This is true
but violets are purple
Not fucking blue
🤗

[bale]

A Poem,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

Be my Valentine,
Im waiting for you,

Blood is red,
Bruises are blue,
Don't say no,
Or I'll come after you.

[flyonthewall]

On the last sentence she should have said "Don't say no, I'll find you."

[dhvsheabdh]

Don't say no, I'm coming for you. 

[jamewtf]

Cuts are red, bruises are blue
Don't say no, or they'll be all over you.

[ShadowSerenity]

Laina, once again, thank you for giving me a herniatic laugh about an OAG I once had. Used to call her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named", now I call her "Overly Attached Girlfriend 1.0". (It was the eyes....you got 'em down cold.)

Keep on keepin' on.

[vcp]

Here's a good one from Ernest Hemingway: "If my Valentine you won't be/I'll hang myself from your Christmas tree." eh..

[smolchild]

roses are gray
Violets are gray
Let's go for a walk

Squirrel

[syranas]

I think it's amazing that she can do this without bursting out laughing midway through.