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[rl]

Bald Eagle: (screeches while flying in front of American flag)

Director: “Hold up, CUT! Stop the filming”

Bald Eagle: “Is there a problem?”

Director: “Look kid, you’re a good actor and all, and I think you’re definitely a powerful and majestic bird but the call really isn’t doing it for me. Can we get the hawk in here for a voiceover?”

Cameraman: “He called in sick today, but we got the kookaburras voice acting for dolphins in the studio next door”

Director: “….that could work…”

[Hailstormful]

We call a big flock of crows a "murder"

We really should be calling a flock of seagulls a "massacre"

[CuteZi]

Seagulls poking you in the coconut is nothing compared to what they can actually do. Yoda got LUCKY

[rubiconprime]

I was just hoping the other day for a Casual geographic on Rhinos that went beyond “legally blind bipolar tank” and now it’s here. Thank you

[JoyBomber]

Fun fact about that longhorn beetle: they're not nearly as much of a threat as they used to be because woodpeckers actually LEARNEDD how to get them out of the wood. That's right, they taught themselves how to eat a new bug that burrowed its way into the bark different from our native bugs apparently, if it weren't for that amazing adaptation from our woodpeckers, they might have done so much worse

[CreatureCal]

When you find out the animal noises you heard weren’t real: *“How many lies have I been told by the council?!”*

[Jester]

“This cuttlefish is wearing glasses but its for science” is the best thing anyone has ever said

[vietnamesenoodle]

Rhinos in wild: I will literally kill anything that moves
Rhinos in zoos: gib pat

[dryb]

That prolonged silence after the "they don't work btw" felt somehow personal, lmfao. ...😅😅😅

[ivanrenic]

"Anything that is sleeping for 3 months straight isn't waking up anymore"
Ants: Are you challenging me, mammal?

[KevinRAAMAAAGE]

As a rabid horse girl, I can confirm.
Rhinos are better than zebras. And honestly can't believe they're more related to donkies, because the donkies I've met just wanna back that dump truck of an ass up on you, so you'll scratch him, and the other cries at the fence at you when he doesn't get his own pile of hay, and he seems to think you can't walk without him, or go anywhere without him. He scream cries like a baby

[Freight_Train]

"A seagull's diet plan is anything that fits down their garbage chute of a throat"
Classic. You're analogies are top notch.

[pattrell]

This guy needs his own PBS show; he's too good!

[katnip]

I'm more of a cat person, but i'd probably wouldn't turn down an armored puppy.

[tavarshia]

This guy said, "bless your soul, " for watching 'Flipper' with my grandma cause it was the only entertainment she thought was child appropriate.

[Kleebo]

Fun (false)fact: Benjiman Franklin didnt want bald eagles to represent America because he saw the eagles as cowardly and belive that turkeys would be a better bird to represent the country arguring that thier recklessly aggressive behaviour would be a better to represent the strength of America.

[willholly]

No matter how many of his videos I watch I am surprised and humoured at least twice by my man's vocabulary and choice of words every video.

[datdankdj]

I love how angry/offended that *THEY DO NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED* came across, like he’s the beetle’s therapist who had to hear him come home and go “I WAS TOUCHED BY A HUMAN I HATE LIFE”

[nayosadumbtrooper]

The bald eagle taking credit for the red tail hawk's cry is the most America thing ever.

[_xkriime]

"They dont work btw"
*STARES WITH INTENSE REGRET AND DISAPPOINTMENT*