That Ship Has Sailed | Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.

[lauriecook]

I have seen every episode of Two and a Half Men (multiple x’) I never realized there were this many “that ship has sailed.”

[DurianKing]

Charlie himself has too many ships that sailed. 🤣😅

[NiVi]

Not to forget, Jake's teacher in the parent-teacher-conference with Alan and Judith: Of course, we could talk about his grades again, but I think we can all agree that that ship has sailed!"

...Anyways, fantastic running gag! 😂

[nangdarin]

I have seen all the episodes, and therefore I can easily say that the dialogue writers, the script writer's are the real BOSS

[Leonf]

These 2 bounced off eachother so well for real

[AlpacaZ]

I just realized the hooker who said hi to Alan is the same one who bailed on him because he was being annoying as hell, she's also the only hooker he's ever been with. What a nice detail.

[JackMcLeodJr]

Never realised how many times this line had been used 🤣 I guess that ship has sailed.

[thedarkcriminal]

All the women said hi to Charlie and one to Alan. That cracked me up.

[irawilliams]

"Hi, Charlie."
"Hey, Charlie."
"Hi, Charlie."
"Hi, Alan."
😳
"Hey, I'm not the one whose got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick."

This never fails to crack me up 🤣

[sherryrepp]

ALAN AND CHARLIE ARE GREAT TOGETHER. WON'T WATCH IT WITH OUT THEM TOGETHER

[StarrPower]

Does Alan want the dog back because it’s probably the only living creature to wake up in bed with him and not go “WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I GOT TO STOP DRINKING!”?

[eaubert]

You really get the feeling that Sean Penn wasn't acting in that episode.

More like: "Hey Sean, we have scotch and cigars over at the TAAHM set; wanna come over?"

[SturtH]

That ship has sailed! May as well get onboard for a farewell cruise.

[tomhext]

That train has sailed. Great show, one of my favorites.

[theman]

5:46, sleeping and throwing up, hell of a life Charlie’s living 😊

[peacewarrior]

I really would have throttled Alan if he'd been my brother....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nina]

3:11 "Its not his fault" How Charlie was adorable brother and uncle in first two seasons and how they turned him into a heartless jackass

[vikramsarangan]

This dialogue😂😂😂.... I use it in normal conversation thanks to charlie🎉😂

[JohnSmith-pgns]

Never heard this expression used outside of the show but now it's part of my English 😂

[squonk]

I loved the episode Back off Mary Poppins with Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, he says it in that episode as he's trying to explain to them up how Alan is a loser while Alan is standing right in front of Charlie