SCIENCE WARS - Acapella Parody | SCIENCE SONGS

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Welcome to Science WARS!
Chemistry-Bio-Physics-Mathematical
But which field is best?

PHYSICS:

I understand the force and energy
Quantum mechanics and relativity
My field is pure and they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward and following the rules
Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool)
May the mass times acceleration be you

Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory

CHEMISTRY:

If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life
Are my essence, are my satisfaction

All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I’m the central science
Keep your eye on me
I’ll get you charged

If you need me, call me up on
Avogadro's Number
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer

Dopamine and serotonin
Will keep you good and happy
So get your flask and your glass all set up
And begin to understand the world!

BIO:

Within me you’ll find life’s beauty
In genetics and ecology
Symbiosis and not division
Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission

Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class!

Evolution, has brung us along
All species singing one song

MATH:

If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all things science

No bias, just constant augmentation
In your mind, and observation
No gadgets, just your logic and your time

And PIE

ENDING:

Together we will find the answers to life!
With physics-bio-chemistry-and math
We can...SCIENCE!

[sosotik]

A long time ago, in a lab far far away...

*_Four students weren't in class_*

[Overlapsed]

Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Math. Long ago, the four subjects lived together in harmony. Then,  everything changed when Math attacked. Only the Nerd, master of all four subjects, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[vilemnovohradsky]

"You may have made fun of me in high school for being awkward and following the rules, now I've got lasers" - pretty much sums up the life of scientists

[f_]

Who knew being a scientist would require such singing skills

[MazochistaRozsas]

Physics, Chemistry and Maths: *Telling how they are the best*
Biology: *Singing about peace*

[sushitunaegg]

Biology: the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing

[datgamerian]

Chemistry & Biology: *There is no chaos, there is harmony*
Math & Physics: *_PEACE IS A LIE_*

[indianajones]

For all the Non-Star Wars fans, these are the origional songs these parodies are based off:
*Intro **0:02** :* Star Wars main theme
*Physics **0:13** :* Duel of the Fates
*Chemistry **1:00** :* Cantina Band
*Biology **1:31** :* Princess Leia Theme
*Math **2:31** :* Imperial March (I dont think i had to say that.)
*Outro **3:03** :* Binary Sunset (The Force Theme)

[ssdas]

Do you know what type of music do chemists listen to ?
Hard metal

[uniqueusername_]

"No gadgets, just your logic and your time."


Trigonometry: hold my triangle

[mirandapoh]

"May the mass times acceleration be with you" This really struck me…

[jolynecujoh]

i love how literally everyone agrees that math is the villain

[carterlang]

What you expect- Biology: "All species sing one song"
What you get- Biology: "All species brutally murduring each other for survival"

[emil]

Biology: relies on Chemistry
Chemistry: relies on Physics
Physics: relies on Math
Math: relies on bad Grades

[WajihRathore]

Physics: *"My field is pure and they rely on me"*

Chemistry: *"All the other fields are so basic, Yeah, I am the central science"*

Maths: *"I am the purest field of study you can take"*

Bio: *"Even if you don't pass, you'll enjoy my class!"*

*_*It means W A R*_*

[saminaham]

"Immune to misinterpretation"
Me trying to find the tangent of a curve

[aaishikdas]

My friend to me : Do you understand chemistry?
Me: sodium hydrogen bromine oxygen
My friend: what?
Me: *NaH* *BrO*

[ΠάρηςΣυλ]

My last 4 brain cells when I study at 2 a.m.

[docivcivsama]

Biology and chemistry : "Let's just be relax and have fun."

Math and Physics : F**k relaxing. I Wanna understand the mechanic of CHAOS."

[sleepyphases]

This caught my attention more than my science exam