Man hires hitman who hired hitman who hired hitman who hired hitman

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[Skylerbuns]

Let me clarify something: the picture I (mistakenly) used is of Zhao Ziyang. When I googled Tan Youhui (the businessman) that was the 2nd picture to come up leading me to believe that was him. I’ll do better at sourcing photos next time.

[NDeep]

"Man, y'all the laziest hitmen I ever met"

[Mr.Dollar]

The actual last guy “wait, you are getting paid?”

[briannam]

"So Palpatine sends a man, who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a droid, who sends a worm to go kill padme."

[BanjoMan]

“Bruh yall lazy as fuck gimme a refund”

-the real estate agent

[ImmaWrongdoer]

"Don't let someone else do your job or it will become a Blow Job"
-Sun tzu, art of war

[gilgamesh]

"You can't defeat me"
" I know, but he can"
" know, but he can"
" but he can"
" he can"
" can?"

[scarletlion]

At least that one Hitman was nice enough to let the person live so I think he should go off scott free that's very least get his sentence reduced.

EDIT: All right I get it that he was once a hitman that probably might have killed people before and he should probably be locked up behind bars so he doesn't harm people again and to give justice and rehabilitation to those who have been hurt and maybe the hitman. And I'm sorry that I didn't see it from your point of view for a moment. And what I meant by scott free or reduce sentence I thought that maybe he could change for the better and stopped being a hitman. So I understand all people why he should probably stay locked up. But thanks to him showing mercy no one would be locked up behind bars. And also even if he did kill imagine living without for the rest of your life always nagging in your head, forever feeling guilty to the ones that you hurt. That should be torturous mentally and emotionally if he has any of those traits. And also I got that many comments and likes. Thank you and also please don't be mean because this is just only my opinion and my opinion only. So I feel everyone of why he should stay locked up and I should have been open-minded because of that. So again sorry. And also thanks for likes and comments, the nice ones at least or the more explanational ones.

[unknownboy]

True definition of "Divide it and give it to the next person"😂

[MakingInAmerica]

he must have been so disappointed when he went to court-

[Diamond_Squid]

Fucking hell it’s like star wars when Palpatine gets Dooku to kill Padme, so he gets Jango, who gets an assassin who gets a droid who gets small robot worms

[HeUI]

Moral of the story: If you want something done, do it yourself.

[mrupshift]

"Sometimes, DIY is better"


Sun Tzu, Art of War

[chrislaws]

I think the final "hitman" who tried to help the guy should NOT be punished. Because the only thing he did was conspire to HELP SOMEONE STAY ALIVE.

[allninelivez]

Definition of “if you want something done correctly, go do it yourself.”

[theamnz]

Police : Who hire you
Hitman : This guy
This guy : This guy
This guy : This guy
This guy : This guy
This guy : This guy

[ozzvin]

" *I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this who knew this guy's COUSIN!* "
-Spongebob

[taralalram]

This is exactly how corporates work, then wonder why nothing gets done 🙄

[Javier-loxc]

“You are without a doubt the worst hitman I’ve ever heard of.”

[HeadsetHatGuy]

reminds me emperor palpatine hiring a hitman to attempt to kill padmé 💀