SOFT PLAY - Mirror Muscles (Visualiser)

Our new album HEAVY JELLY is out now.

Lyrics:
Schoolboys on steroids
Working their deltoids
Shit boy mullet
Look at this peak, look at this summit
Curls for the girls, and the boys, and everyone in between
Light work, it’s easy, it’s nothing to me
Clear the watering hole
Here comes the buffalo bison
Mike Tyson meets Rylan, teeth whitened and I’m violent
Make the ground shake
Make the room go silent
Arms like legs, turning heads
Greek God no trident

I been working on my mirror muscles
See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves
I been working on my mirror muscles
I see you looking come and give them a squeeze

The pump
The pump
The pump
The pump

Monday back and bi’s
Tuesday chest and tri’s
Wednesday I’m hitting them legs
In the winter packing on size
By the summer I’ll be shredded wheat
Bare chested bones and meat
If you are what you eat I’m an animal cannibal lion pumping iron
Looking like Arnold looking like Ronnie
Looking like Rambo but I’m not Johnny
Quick selfie, devil emoji
Polyester looking all cosy
All jackman but I’m not Hugh
Eating like pac-man munching that food
It’s bulking season and there’s a reason I’m looking bigger than you

I been working on my mirror muscles
See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves
I been working on my mirror muscles
I see you looking come and give them a squeeze

The pump
The pump
The pump
The pump

Beast mode boys with their hoods up
Dementors getting that wood chopped
Pretty boys smelling expensive
Juiced up, crash course intensive
Eating clean and training dirty
Creatine got my limbs all girthy
Veins are popping, gains are whopping
Squatting deep so the backside perky
Texting, flexing
Screaming, getting them last few reps in
I’m the man ‘round here so
All you little pricks better wind your necks in
Oi how many sets have you got left? Haha
Say less bro I’m on next
That form is phenomenal
Getting so wham it’s almost comical, yes

I been working on my mirror muscles
See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves
I been working on my mirror muscles
I see you looking come and give them a squeeze

#softplay #mirrormuscles #visualiser

[grunge]

LADS WAKE UP NEW SOFT PLAY JUST DROPPED

[TommyTarhun]

This is supposed to be ironic probably, but im putting it in my gym playlist. goes hard

[Frunkk]

One of the most underrated bands of all time, saw them as a supporting act to prodigy, they are amazing

[punani]

I was already blasting Slaves/soft play during my gym sessions and this song is a miracle

[skermart]

Yes ladssss!!!! Love this version and Baby Dave+

[LydiaMorsman]

Soft Play make me proud to be from Kent 💪

[FreakyFridayPhaggs]

PUMP PUMP PUMP
FOR THE IRON THRONE!

[kghfomx]

Cheers from Ukraine, guys! Love your content

[YutuRu]

Cheers form Poland!! You are fucking great!!! SOFT PLAY⚡️⚡️⚡️

[na-vi]

i am dying over how amazingly this is done

[loxovich]

now i know what ill listen to while going to work. once again, flawless song!!

[olgahaidarova]

Damn the second verse feels like I've just been roasted by a gym bro and somehow enjoyed it

[fang_uk]

Did Issac say “Mike Tyson vs Rylan”? 😂

I’m so fucking here for it.
*Best band in the land!*

[RATSinTHEhallway]

Loved it as Baby Dave version, but this goes hard af. Tour please 🙏

[Elecjester]

It's always a good day when there we get treated to a new Soft Play track. thanks so much from Canada =)

[AlfredSoul]

Had only ever heard "Photo Opportunity" before this. Missed out on a lot, it seems, lol.

[martinyLCWM]

Chest and Triceps tomorrow, cheers for the song boys 👌🏻

[paulcapener]

interesting to hear Baby Dave amped up!

[EDZLLA]

I'm so pumped for this album, man. Fucking buzzing.

[angusc.k.c]

Listen to these guys in the gym all the time lol 😂