DarkRP rules be like:

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[thezcar]

I’ve never played Dark RP, but I can tell this is accurate. Good job

[Pix]

Gotta love it when a darkrp admit explains for 8 hours why drgmmpslxing is bad

[cakti]

It’s pretty epic listening to at the speed of light for more then 2 seconds

[bruhwhat]

I'm real thankful the server me and my friend regularly log onto has a pretty chill owner with not so bullshit rules and good moderators.

[blinded]

Name 5 differences between DarkRP server and China republic
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[UsernameDoesntCare]

darkrp rule be like: "do not leave if you are in an admit sit or rp situation for absolutely any reason even if its not your fault, like your power goes out or something, we will ban you!!"
imagine being some poor gmod darkrp player and some kid rdms you or something and you both get pulled into a sit and you have to explain to the admins that you have to go eat dinner and they just say "well if you go eat dinner we will ban you

They will also get mad at you for putting props down in the streets and ask you to remove them even though they literally have a tool that removes the props, called a remover, and if you do not remove them yourself, they will remove them and then punish you, even though they could just remove them without punishing you. they could also just make it so that you cant place proprs in the streets or have a plugin that limits how many proprs can be in a certain area of the streets at a time or some kind of cooldown, but no, they're either too lazy, hate fun and want to be in literally every and any situation possible where they can talk down to another person on the internet and pretend they have some level of authority.

i got told, in a darkrp server, that if i ever get mugged on that server i can't just ask for death or not pay them when i have money on me because apparently thats "failrp". so if a new player joins the server and gets lured by a mugger, they are forced to give the muggers all of their money because they cant run away, call for help, lie and say they have no money, god forbid. they must pay all of it.

another bad rule is NLR, i think its like a good rule for certain situations but what if you like die right outside of spawn, does that mean you can no longer leave spawn for like 5 minutes or does that only apply to houses and raid scenarios etc.

[slittear]

the fact that i am only one of only 1546 people to have witnessed this

[jukeboxpyro]

When you see this.. kakti, behold this message...
Prepare for unforseen channel growth.

[unreal]

But how did the 9yo obtain admin in the first place👀

[jaedonwallace]

Why the heck would someone pretend to have a life when your could, you know, have an actual life, RP is wierd man