Godzilla's Size is a 'Giant' Problem 😱! #shorts

Could Godzilla actually reach the colossal sizes depicted in movies? The answer lies in The Squad Cube Law, and it's a resounding NOPE!

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*Credits:*
Writers: Matthew Patrick, Forrest Lee, and Bob Chipman
Editor: Dom Sealion
Sound Designer: Yosi Berman
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[killiandraws]

Who knew a giant radioactive lizard that breathes fire can't exist in real life.

[DonforthDHC]

Godzilla:
*looks at physics
“nah, i’d win”

[ColorsRebooted]

"Godzilla is literally too big to exist."
Guy named Godzilla:

[Marci-Ana-GMM]

"Godzilla can't exist he is to big''
Monsters of the sea:
Yo ho ho

[DaHomies]

Ah yes. The skyscraper tall, blue laser shooting, 3-headed dragon fighting lizard just MIGHT not be able to exist.

[CRYPTID]

Wow… the walking nuclear power plant that shoots an atom beam can’t exist. Never would have thought

[Gigaantifurry]

Godzilla: (looks at physics)
"Nuh uh. *We dont need those"*

[KO_Kris]

"heart isn't big enough"
Radiation: 💀

[Frikamoik]

"Godzilla is literally too big to exist"
Godzilla Earth:

[timslack]

but youre forgetting the Rule of Cool Law, if something is cool enough then we'll allow it, and Godzilla definitely qualifies

[infinite]

Godzilla: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[iNandolorian]

Godzilla: 3 brains, BIG heart, THICK STRONG bones

[DaRealChonkemonke]

“Godzilla is literally too big to exist”
Caseoh:

[ismiarbi]

Did you miss the part that this funny lizard is literally a walking nuclear power plant?

[Vladislove_]

"He would move very slow"
Godzilla 2024: nuh uh

[JSGOTl]

Physics *exists*
Godzilla: nah we don’t do that here

[fierthefool]

Calling the other kaiju Godzilla's frenemies is literally the most accurate single word description of his relationship with them

[thanos]

Him: "Could Godzilla and his frenemies exist? Science says, Nuh uh"
Godzilla: I say, Yea huh

[ozzybaba]

I love how firing heat rays is something they allow but his hearth pumping better is completely out of the question

[DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL]

Godzilla literally is a radioactive lizard we passed making sense like 20 years ago