Kidnapper vs h*rny homebody #shorts

[sherryfilms]

this was literally "im not stuck in here with you. you're stuck in here with Me."

[makadise]

"I need some water and a prayer" needs to be in a t-shirt

[negariman]

"This is so boring
At least kill me or torture me "
"You're that bored?"
My fave line

[malesmarts]

“I need water and a prayer.”
LMAO I CAN’T-

[izuku-kinako]

“Get nice and cozy, cuz youll never see the light of day again”

Me: *Immediately falls asleep*

[MrsLuci-nh]

“I sit in my bedroom and I read smut all day” STOP CALLING ME OUT 😭😭😭

[mistywindow]

"You need to go touch some grass" truer words have never been spoken

[emitsu_kitsu]

I need a version where the kidnapper gets a gamer obsessed with one or more games that have got daily tasks

[joshhood]

There was an experiment where they found out most people will choose to receive an electric shock if they are bored enough so "at least kill or torture me" is weirdly realistic

[mysticblack]

"your gonna need alot more experience if your gonna be doing this kinda stuff" when the victim gives the kidnapper advice.

[finntorres]

This is literally the conversations I have with myself in my head

[elizabethdale]

"I'm so bored at least torture or kill me" my thoughts when I'm stuck waiting for a doctor's appointment

[bred]

"are you blushing?"
"This is graphic!"
"what kind of kidnapper are you?!"
"shut up an just go ok?!"

[Mmannk]

“Forgive me father for I have sinned I’m not here because I kidnapped someone but because I looked at the smut on their phone and I regret humanity’s continuing existence”

[crix_b]

Tip to prepare you for going through the webcomics your teenager is reading: DON'T DO IT!

[joyoliveras]

"shut up and just go okay?"
" No, it's quieter here than at my house"

[theatrekid-hi]

Sometimes I’m the kidnapped person, other days I’m more of the kidnapper when it comes to fanfics and their content I swear to god😂

[that_one_athena_cabin_girl]

"I need some water and a prayer... How can you read that?!"
I'm dying 🤣😂

[accnumber]

The blush containing measure by pressing cold fingers against hot cheeks is a whole mood.

[Purplechick]

When you read smut casually, you become numb to it. Now fluff is what'll make you blush and squirm😂😂