Intercontinental Ballistic Missile... In Chess

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[hossammlaiha]

"plays chess"
"moves a piece"
**AH HA YOU FELL FOR THE SHIBIBY BELOé DE DOLORES FORMATION YOU SHALL LOSE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS**

[yes]

Only problem.

Finding people who are actually smart enough to do those moves.

[ZeyMighty]

> try to use a new chess strategy
> lose on your first match
> refuse to elaborate

[nomusicnolife-fp]

"ay there's your pawn being attacked by my knight lol you must-"
"idc" *proceeds to move random pieces with no meaning*

[D..N]

This will only work if your opponent is skilled enough in this game

[owenzhang]

"now your knight's looking like a bit of a problem for your opponent"
*the overextended knight doing absolutely nothing on the g5 square:*

[GrenLght]

"ha, i got your knight!"
*"Legalizing nuclear bombs"*

[UltraTagProductions]

"King to G6"
"Intercontinental ballistic missile to D8"

[TheMrBonzz]

"now the most logical move is-" I'mma have to stop you right there buddy, down here, nobody moves with logic.

[yeetthebeatout]

Chess players will see you make a single move and go "Aha! You have fallen for the French Bleepity barp technique. Within twenty seven moves, victory shall be mine"

[duck]

ah yes, the opening that only works in 600mmr but relies on the opponent being at least 1600mmr

[mattsaab]

I love the queen sacrifice, it was such a signature move for me when I was a kid. Especially when I knew most people rely on the queen, once you deny them their best pieces. It’s up to your mind to make use of all your pieces and protect some pawns and slowly walk them down the board and deny their attempts for a chance to get a queen.

[PugGrumbler]

Never underestimate the stupid ingenuity of a noob

[rand_]

"Ah, it seems you've fallen for the old Tsar Bomba. In approximately 76 moves, this game will be mine."

[Thecommander]

Here's the actual challenging part: find someone experienced enough to make the logical moves, but not experienced enough so that they fall for the trap.

[MAX_DJM]

-Try strategy
+Enemies don't play the same moves
-loose all thought process
-resign

[buczym]

Bro's playing Netflix adaptation of chess with that first move

[DogHeadset]

I thought he was just joking about making the airstrike, and now i understood what he meant

[emzzz]

fun fact: this is actually called the Tennison Gambit..
A youtuber named "Bosnian Ape Society" made a parody video about this which is titled "Tennison Gambit ICBM Variation" where he said it can be replaced by TOW Missile fired from an M3 Bradley if you're a beginner

[onlyhuman]

"I move my knight here!"

I'll move my knight too then, I guess, because you moved yours, I dunno

"Hmmm, how can I missile now?"