The Space Marine Charm | a Warhammer 40k Parody

Our brave heroes from the Adeptus Astartes, cat-calling a feisty Battle Sister!

Script Written By: Barry Walts
Ultramarines Voice: Barry Walts
Dark Angels Voice: Coarse Wayne aka Stunnen

This parody was made using Fallout 4 and a plethora of mods.

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[BarryWalts]

It's official, Sisters Of Battle prefer Salamanders and Black Templars more than the other chapters ;)


If you want to know exactly what was said during the argument between the Dark Angel and Ultramarine, check Patreon in a few days where I'll be uploading the entire script!

[VioletDeathRei]

Confirmation that Salamanders are the best chapter, they are also they only chapter that loves a heavy flamer BBQ as much as the sisters.

[richardsorgo]

Blood Raven: Let me steal your heart, it is a relic of the Chapter.

[DD-ecoq]

I was expecting a Custodes but a Salamander is equally hilarious

[alexcross]

Did that man just call his own primarch Robooty? What has the Imperium come to that a space marine won't even call his primarch Lord Robooty.

[Adonzin]

Once you go salamander, you don't meander.

[ninochaosdrache]

Imagine the rage of the Dark Angel, if the Salamander had been a Space Wolf

[oniemployee]

This is why Sororitas like the Guardsmen more. No bullshitting and more terrified of the living embodiment of the Church's wrath than actually aroused by the shape of their armor. Thats not to say there isnt a certain slaneeshy feeling between their legs, but still.

[AbadonXXX]

“Yeah…they had their geneseed installed a later ages.” -cawl probably

[kuafer]

A Dark Angel flirting with a female? Impossible

[mikecampos]

I'm starting to see why the sisters of battle only hang out with the guardsmen because the Guardsmen can't say anything inappropriate because the commissar is going to kill you if you do.

[annhentaiuser]

I like how Ultramarines counter-argue the other chapter/legion's slandering by asking where their Primarch is.

[geraldposter]

Actually expected for this to turn into a joke about the dark angel being heavily in the closet and trying too hard to appear straight.

[CantusTropus]

The state of Marines these days, their Chaplains should be ashamed for not beating this out of them.

[sirshotty]

To be honest if I had to date a space marine from any chapter I’d be a salamander. Easily the best cooks in the imperium and they’re loving and caring, huge dilf energy.
Ever since Prosperan Fried Chicken went out of business the overall quality of the imperiums food has went down greatly. I’m not the biggest fan of Fenrisian foods but PFC was fantastic.

[heresygaming]

Thank god these weren’t the Emperors Children

[JerichoYeet]

Salamander: "Sister. I do not understand as to why you decided to take off your lower protective power plate and grinding your groan on my Thunderhammer. But, as long as you are happy. Everyone is happy."

[soldatdaniels]

That...didn't take long to get her out of her armour!
I feel bad for the first two guys. Mr. Hammer Time didn't even have to try.

[venerablebrothergoriate]

Iron Hand: “You mfer’s need the Machine God…”

[AlphaOmegon]

I knew the Salamander would appear sooner or later, they are the best legion after Alpharius...





Heck maybe it was Alpharius.