Would you pay $400...? 🤑

#shorts #everydaycarry #fidgettoys

[stanley]

"No officer it's just my fidge-"

[tacticalepsilon]

“And if you bring it to class; you will get arrested”

[maxkelmon]

“It’s fun, easy to carry, and will get you killed when you get bored in the wrong places”.

[killbane]

When I would pay 400 for that, I expect a "pew pew" and not a "purr purr"

[SighsInternally]

the fact that you could buy an actual pistol for less is insane

[giannycrazy]

"This toy satisfies you in every way imaginable"
AYO

[Nickdiaz]

“He had a gun, I mean knife.. I mean…”

[stevenbajkowski]

I hope nobody wastes $500 on this, that is insane!

[ohqlhxv]

“It’s fun, easy to carry, and it shoots 9mm rou-“

[_Pyroon_]

" if you're even super stressed the toy EXCLUSIVELY offers the chance to get a perma nap from an officer"

[assimilateannihilation]

If you ever feel useless or hopeless just know, there's a group of idiots out there who are buying a $400 piece of plastic that has movable parts on it.

[headscientist]

"Officer its not real I swear!"

[internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

“Making people uncomfortable around you speedrun”

[Ethan]

“Put the gun down!”
“Bro it’s my new fig-“
*shoots*

[Yorale]

I can't wait to take this on an airplane it will relieve my anxiety

[shinobifujin]

It costs way more than 400. According to the site they are $599.00 – $799.00.

[LeatherDaddy]

The fact that that costs anything more than $20 is absolutely insane.

[Kyota_Toshi]

"rub it to hear it purr"
Bro wtf-

[burrowreplies]

“hey what’s this button d-“

edit: thanks for 10k likes 🎉

[harveymushman]

"Please be advised that this item is being shipped directly from our warehouse in China"