Uniform On | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

From "The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience" on Netflix.

Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in a long-form visual poem set in 1988.

LYRICS
She said she wants to fuck me with my uniform ON
She grabbed me by the bat, now it’s going, going, GONE
I never finish sex cause I’m so juiced OUT
But she nutted 3 times, then we BASHED then I BOUNCED
I reside in Blackhawk, in a big fucking HOUSE
My community is gated cause I don’t strike OUT
Got room with CHAIR, got a room with a COUCH
Got a framed photograph of the time I met ALF
You know I’m not a hamburger but they call me big MAC
Got the one ton jimmy and the itty bitty SACK
My balls shrinky dinky cause the ‘roids so STRONG
But it makes the aforementioned jimmy-jam look LONG
The name is MARK, and no I’m not MORK
And yes I eat PORK, cause it’s tasty on my FORK
And no, I’m not a JORK, but I’ll jork it out the PORK
Cause Noah shoulda had the Bash Brothers on his ORK
We are the perfect pair
To start a new society
Filled with home-run hitting
Gold-gloved goliathes
Here’s what I found on the web for what’s the plural of goliath: goliaths.
Ooooohhhh!
We’re goliaths, baby-boy
Kirk Gibson’s a pariah, baby-boy
I work out with a tire, baby-boy
I wonder who could lift it higher, baby-boy
Aaaaaaahh! Lift that tire, bitch!
Put your back in it and lift it higher, bitch!
Stab that needle in my ass til I am rich
Make me a god with the chemical sciences
Aaaaaah! Baseball, baseball,
He-man hit the baseball by the power of greyskull
Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball
Gonna run a motherfucking train on the baseball
Aaaaaah! Don’t tell me to be fucking calm
Whip out my dick on the jumbotron
Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong
Now the pain so bad that my motherfucking heart stop—

[wildbill]

Miss the lonely island music sound
Taking the music industry by storm

[NeonicBunny]

This whole special is severely underrated. The visuals looked sick as hell and the music was as fantastic as it was funny.

[dennisbrannvallsfan]

Classic 2006 quality video... Yep, this is the Lonely Island, and they're back!

[voliteon]

The incredible thing about these guys is the music is actually good on it's own merit, even aside from the comedy. All the bash brothers stuff has GREAT beats

[NeoStar]

I can’t count all the greatness in this clip.
- beastie boys flavour
- slow decent into roid rage
- swipe at popular poetry wave
- “my balls shrinky dinky”

[ckk]

Andy Samberg is a gift to humanity.

Edited - Thanks for the 3.9K likes <3

[paulinaenck]

Welcome back! This was absolutely beautiful

[scorpion]

Man .. this channel maintains stable revenue while uploading once every 3 years .. it's genius.

[McDuffin]

This is exactly how I remember the whole bash brothers phenomenon. It was truly amazing to experience.

[jeffythirtyacre]

There’s one thing bad about this song


It’s not long enough

[Siempre]

This really got those beastie boy vibes tho

[drlolcatz]

I was so happy to see this pop up on my page, dear god

[cosplay-welt]

Looks at my feed: a wild "thelonelyisland video" appears... WHAAAT

[leeboi]

Imagine only knowing andy samberg from brooklyn 99 and then watching this, you'd be shocked

[Ben-synp]

See you in 7 years when this is in your recommend

[bhsr_]

‘We are the perfect pair’

Boyle would like to know your location

[lukaslove]

this actually bangs tho. production is proity noice.

[shadoxir]

I'm almost confused, but I'm definitely sure I enjoyed this.
Good to see ya back.

[Zanesh]

i'm not a burger but they call me BIG MAC

[mwm]

"filled with home run hitting, gold gloved goliathese!" these lyrics are actually good