Trump LIVID About Trial, Can’t Stop Falling Asleep in Court & Makes Insane Second Term Proclamations

According to a new report from The Washington Post Americans are sleeping more than ever, Donald Trump can’t stop falling asleep in court, Eric attended daddy’s trial today, the first witness of the day was Michal Cohen’s former banker Gary Farro, the Judge found Trump to be in contempt of court for violating his gag order nine times, the Washington Post published a story that says Trump is so furious about the trial he’s too livid to fundraise, he has been very cold in court, he is getting May 17th off so he can go to Barron’s high school graduation, we’re getting an idea of what four more years of Trump might look like, Travis Kelce signed a two-year contract extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift is now the first artist in history to occupy all of the top 14 spots on Billboard’s Hot 100, and Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) is working on new propositions that actually benefit California!

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[SeanTube]

He’s telling everyone exactly what he would do in a second term. When someone repeatedly shows you who they are, believe them.

[nataliemason]

If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait til he gets to prison. Comfort is not the primary concern from the guards.

[sweetpea]

Do they even realize that folks have had family funerals while locked up, and they couldn't attend.

[krisfrederick]

Criminals aren't usually allowed to do a lot of things.

[evaadams]

Shame on Time Magazine! How dare they put that criminal on the cover!!

[Nuggetwill]

Because of Trump's poor handling of the COVID response, my son did not even have a high school graduation that I could go to in person. On the bright side, he is graduating from college next month and this time we will be able to attend.

[deniseboiridy]

Is he the only one sitting in the cold? What about all the people who are sitting there. The judge, jury and lawyers?

[Vortenger]

That man's smile never touches his eyes. That's terrifying.

[KyleMatt]

We’re also talking about a man that’s never worked a full day in his life. Certainly has never put in enough hours to be considered full time. No wonder an eight hour day in court is unfathomable to him.

[Darknamja]

He doesn't care about his son's graduation. It's just another delay tactic. 🤨

[resistersister]

I am scared to death for my children and grandchildren. God bless us all 🙏🏻

[tuckermom]

You’re right, Jimmy! T needs to be on the cover of Doing Time magazine! Keep it coming!

[ll]

There are millions of criminals in prison who didn't get to go to their kids' graduation, you don't hear them all over the news crying about it.

[tramp]

Wait now!!! He's on trial and a graduation is more important than attending court?? What is wrong with these people? He's not on a bathroom break, he's on trial. What's hard to understand here??

[evapearson]

It would be the first time he would go to any of his children's graduation! Why don't any of the far right news stations report that?

[marygarcia]

Poor Baron what an embarrassment to have HIM there

[maishayangu]

Aren't there fathers in this country who are incacerated and have missed their childrens Functions from first birthday to highschool graduations to marriages and first grandchildren even burials of their loved ones? Why does this country pretend so much that there is impartiality when the dealing with people? It is bollocks!

[livinitup]

In what world does any other criminal defendant in this country get the court to cancel for the day in order for the defendant to attend a high school graduation

[SuperLeica]

How many innocent non-criminal employees can't leave their workplace to go to their son's/daughter's graduation? My guess is ~133 millions. Btw, Eric Bolling appears to have eaten a lot faster, and much more.

[TheDottiep]

Josh Meyers as Gavin Newsom is such a delight. Cracks me up.