Army Recruitment Ads: China VS Russia VS USA

Recruitment Videos of the “Big 3”

[Valhalla_Heathen]

Every Russian soldier has 2 mothers: his biological mother and Mother Russia! 💪🏻

[entity]

As a Russian, I will be afraid of America knowing that Emma has two moms.

[PerfectAlibi]

That American recruitment ad makes patriot Americans cheer for China and Russia! 🤣

[JanielDavidAlfaros]

"We can sleep safely because corporal Emma has two moms"- Sun Tzu, the art of war.

[Ayce]

Not gonna lie, the Chinese one was fire

[edwardvahlin]

As a lifelong American citizen - living in the USA for the past few years feels like an episode of the Twilight Zone. This USA army ad confirms it.

[Multsr]

Emma: was raised by 2 moms as her parents and only wants to enlist into the military for adventure and fun.

Vlad: was raised by 2 bears as his parents and wants to enlist into the military to protect loved ones.

Xhang: was raisied by 2 parents and wants to enlist into the military to protect his people.

[progamer-niks]

China: Honour and Power
Russia: Defending your home country and being the better version of yourself
USA: Expressing yourself by being gay

[viniciussardenberg]

Chinise add : I JOINED THE ARMY TO DEFEND MY COMRADES
Russian add: I JOINED THE ARMY TO DEFEND MY COUNTRY
american add : I JOINED THE ARMY TO DEFEND MY EGO

[Xiefux]

China: badass weapons technology
Russia: badass strong men
USA: gay lesbian with two moms

[IsaiahBrooks]

GUYS DONT WORRY EMMA AND HER TWO MOMS WILL KEEP US ALL SAFE

[lxc]

China：face the wolves
Russia:face the polar bear
USA: face the lesbians and gays

[briellehunter]

Russia- Typhoon class submarine
China- Fastest Super sonic jet
America- Flying Unicorns and pixie dust.

[Alex-nshj]

Even a 14 year old will destroy that "US corporal emma malone" 😂

[xow]

China Ad: True War
Russia Ad: Not Bad
usa ad: wt* is that ad

[telekommandant]

US Army shouldn't hire Disney for its ads.

[The-Autisto-crat]

"I just got a care package from my moms. It's hormone pills and funko pops"

[maya-nwdw]

Chinese Army: RESPECT 🇨🇳
Russian Army: POWER 🇷🇺
US Army: VAGINA 🏳️‍🌈

[derekvaughn]

Now, I oddly want to enlist in the Chinese Military...

[anixolx]

bro the china ad felt like a real war recruitment ad ngl. the Russian one was great too...
but im absolutely shocked by the us one, like bro.. do you really expect everyone to have 2 moms/dads? not everyone is gay, the ad itself just feels like a cartoon joke, there is no seriousness at all. not what i expect from the us