“Where is she?” Probably reading! Lol 😂 #shorts #keeperofthelostcities #booktoc #books #reading

[SirenSlimes]

"You got any idea why I'm still alive?" 😭 guys what

[fywus_]

"I'm just gonna..." (she disappeared down the hallway)

[sabinamaria]

"Fine." He said. "Just great." -Percy Jackson #1

Yeaaa that sums it up xDD

[mandyhorne]

"Let's begin the lesson"- Su Ping, Astral Pet Store.

[RaniATEEZ]

"I'm never going to get married or date anyone"-Park Dojin, Love is an Illusion

[okdonutfr]

"An autopsy is to be performed. It should be done immediately!"

[LokiLaufeydotter]

Will you give me a rose?
Little women

[donutz]

Nah, I use it for my cooking- Guts from berserk

[proffesordickfacejr.]

I did this with the 5 love laguages and things took a very dark turn. its like a weegie board nightmares lol

[assortedfrogs]

"Okay, everyone. Look. I know we're in a shit situation, but this silent angst thing isn't going to help."

[Racoon_kaito]

I got "Are my ladies alright" - heavens official blessing vol 5 by TIAN GUAN CI FU

[LpsDashyAurora]

Have you ever thought of wanting to be a writer yourself? I can show you how to self publish your first book on Amazon and help you out with creating a story.

[LucyHatcher-lb]

“Good to see you G-man” what does that even mean??.😭

Edit: wait I just realized it was goat-man

[hijdjf]

She probably looks just like her bitmoji.