Nintendo Gave Up

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Timestamps:
0:00 have u tried flex tape
0:07 Nintendo Switch 2 reveal
1:34 TikTok ban law upheld
3:21 Intel Arc B570, RX 9070 leaks
5:36 QUICK BITS INTRO
5:46 Win11 forced updates, Copilot
6:30 Starship splodes, New Glenn orbits
7:14 Apple pauses AI notification summaries
7:39 California battery power plant fire
8:02 SUPER OZEMPIC

[Quazar_Xe]

You would suppose that a company with a plumber as it's mascot should worry more about leaks

[TristerTwister]

My sink leaked a calm 8000 gallons and flooded my basement. I agree that trying to control leaks is a lost cause

[ScaerieTale]

Seriously though, joining an *even more Chinese* app because a Chinese app was banned is so absolutely peak American psychology.

[anonysalt]

Just a reminder that April 1st is when the fiscal year changes in Japan and that's the most likely reason for going for April 2nd.

[ShiftK]

0:22 when the kids in ur basement have been asking for food for the past few days

[chronossage]

Microsoft needs more more people on 24H2 because they need more beta testers to figure out whats so wrong with it.

[unvergebeneid]

"You have to upgrade to Windows 11 within a week!"
"But you keep telling you won't let me upgrade with my hardware!"
"That sounds like a you problem."

[ryguycompsci]

I'm going to start using the phrase "unscheduled disassembly" for anything and everything that goes wrong from now on.

[ShukenFlash]

SpaceX nailed the booster, Blue Origin nailed the upper stage. Between them they almost have 1 working mega rocket, haha.

[alhypo]

I certainly do not want AI-generated news summaries pushed to my phone.
Though to be fair, I don't want human-generated ones either.
Why would anyone want that? If I want news, I can browse to the news places on my phone. Why do they think we need things constantly pushed at us?

[DrySushi]

Fun Fact: Riley cannot control his bladder.

[SplitScreamOFFICIAL]

Super Ozempic sounds like the beginning of a zombie outbreak

[Tiltigo]

It did feel kind of salty.
"Fine, here it is. Now kindly stfu until it's ready."

[AdnanCucak]

Cant wait to then spend more money buying an OLED model in 5 years instead of just getting one immediately.

[ketrotenderfoot]

really wish windows 11 would stop telling me to update, then tell me im fully updated right under the update me

[nicholaswoods]

Apple AI (Siri) can't even set an alarm for more than 1 day ahead

[alpha]

The term vanilla ozempic and the irony that surrounds it is not lost on me

[stormchasingk]

I'm convinced they came after Yuzu/Ryujinx because the Switch 2 would be emulatable almost immediately after launch. It's just a regular switch with beefier hardware.

[yodaluca]

I seriously don't understand how people can care so little about their privacy and data nowadays.

[spencerlay]

Apple pausing AI summaries of bodies of text so short that the AI has nothing to summarize is peak comedy.