Efficiency is key. #ER

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Efficiency is key. #ER
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Once upon a time in California,
I was working at an acting-themed summer camp &
we took the kids to see a play in San Francsico &
one of the kids somehow got an anormous nosebleed during intermission &
I took the kid to the bathroom to clean it up,
blood really gushing, lots of red-splotched paper towels everywhere,
& in walks Dr. Anspaugh,
except he isn't Dr. Anspaugh, he's the actor playing that role,
& our eyes met in the mirror & he
could tell I really kind of needed him to be what he wasn't,
y'know, an actual doctor to tell me how to get this theater kid's nose to actually stop bleeding,
& ... He just shook his head a bit,
as if to say,
"I'm not my role, I'm not on set, I have no script,
I can't help you, "
& he left.

Which, actually, is kinda whadayacall exactly what Dr. Anspaugh might do, too.

wasserperson