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[thelegendaryloaf]

She's coping because she knows she won't have grandkids.

[maverickh]

Getting a girlfriend after high school is like applying for a job. Needs to have experience, but you don't get any experience without work.

[nickcara]

>not supposed to ask or judge a woman based upon her body count
>immediately judges you based upon your lack of a body count

[nestor]

ah, the classic "you need experience to start getting experience" in the job market

[funnythings]

>single girl hears about a man who is also single
>finds interest
>turns out the man in mind has never had a girlfriend before
>immediately looses interest

Women☕

[jonathanbuck]

Anon doesn't seem to care that he's a wizard. Eternally based.

[americanhuman]

Make your son a weeb speedrun any% (WR)

[nickkorkodylas]

_>she wants a daughter named Erika_
Based and marchpilled.

[billmacia-]

Im 26 and I just got my first gf AND i'm her first bf. AND she's kind and not a land whale. I can't be more happy.

[Pikaman]

Listen if she wasn’t willing to give you a chance simply because you’ve never had a girlfriend before, she probably wasn’t worth the time anyway

[darkwowplayer]

Any girl who would refuse to date you because you've never had a gf is not worth your time.

[water]

The parenteral urge to control your offspring's romantic life:

[scotsman]

Damn, the mom is the worst wingman ever lol telling the girl "hes never been in a relationship" what such a dick move. She could have easily left that part out, but women love to over share.

[GiggusChaddus]

You know you've hit rock bottom when your mother has decided to get you a girlfriend instead 😔

[kallekulmala]

Anons mom is just trying to help him. A lot of women will respond very negatively to men who have never been in a relationship.

[flobba]

Ive never had a girlfriend and im like 32 its such an impossible task im just gonna stop trying.

[ohdahngboi_]

>be mom
>concerned that son never had a gf
>finds a single woman working with her
>immediately tells said woman that her son has never been with a woman
>”why is my son still a virgin?”

[vsgfilmgroup]

"Okay, mom, sounds great! You go ahead, make up whatever sounds good in your head, give me a copy later and I'll start having schizophrenia immediately as I remember people who don't exist."

[goncalocarneiro]

She may be trying, but the efforts are misplaced. A pretend girlfriend is a temporary solution to a chronic issue.

[spooky]

I had a girlfriend like 7 years ago but it ended due to distance. I'm still friends with her because it was more like rolling back out relationship due to strain. I'm completely over her but I legit haven't found another human being that even comes across as interesting. I will probably become a wizard