How garbage pistols were in the 18th century.

Honestly just duel with swords, no point.

Music
Oddwin - 19

[Shadowban_tv]

“I dropped my gun on a wet surface I gotta get a new one”. Caleb never misses

[someusername]

Caleb: *insults both of them for bad aim and being unable to hit*

Also Caleb: *standing in between them just off to the side like that ain't still a danger zone*

[barteepage]

"The rules are simple, cause I left out like 15 of them."

This line alone shows the actual research that went into this skit and I love it.

[kerbalairforce]

Killjoy time:
Historically, most duels ended with nobody shot, but both parties "satisfied" that they had dueled honorably.

[daanishmanzoor]

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight"
The guns:

[sonicducktheinoccent]

"He's not even bleeding!"
That's because I'm- *title music starts*

[seanptaco]

"It's a hit. So I win."

Honestly that's how I would've thought too. I would've walked away

[Moadar]

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians broke into my house. "What the devil?" I said, as I grabbed my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blew a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he was dead on the spot. Drew my pistol on the second man and missed him entirely because it's smoothbore and I later found out that it nailed the neighbors dog. I had to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads!" I yelled, as the grape shot shredded two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms. I mounted my trusty war horse, Charles, and charged the last terrified rapscallion. Impaling him with my standard issue 2 foot bayonet. He bled out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds were impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[buzzsburner.]

Andrew jackson was at a funeral once, and an assassin jumped out of the bushes with two pistols, both backfired, then andrew jackson pulled his gun which backfired, and then he proceeded to beat the assassin unconscious almost killing him with his cane.

[ahsahm.]

"Let me clean out the barrel of my gun then like you would do a chimney"
Caleb never disappoints.

[JamaicaRealLife]

"Okay this is the final round, anything further than this is uncivilized"

My dude just about had it, he got places to be😂🤣🤣

[zhangeldy]

My dad told me of an allegedly true story from Imperial Russia where one of the dualists was a doctor and knew that over 70% of deaths are caused by fibers from clothes getting inside you and causing contamination, so he showed up to a duel naked. After a series of good laughs and drinks, both parties became good friends.

[SirNile]

Alt Title: "How all those duels that DON'T make it into history class go."

[EckhartsLadder]

"The bloom on this gun" lmao

[alsaiduq]

this man straight up disrespecting the other one, he really just said "I only brought enough gun powder for one shot"

[Storyquest]

"The rules are I left out like 15 of them."
*Every hollywood medieval movie ever*

[Legendayy]

*has a crisis*
"Alright I'm good."
"YOU BOTH LOSE! YOU LOSE!"

[kwamedamuah]

"The rules are simple"
"Because I left out like 15 of them" LMAOOO

[batfan]

Honestly, the fact that they both fired 3 times without jamming is a miracle.

[jackmcmorrow]

Whenever you make fun of revolutionary war dudes for standing in a firing line, remember they did that because you have a better chance of actually hitting a guy when like 20 guys all fire at the same time.