Top 10 BEST Jungle Cruise Secrets- Walt Disney World

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[tylerstouffer]

I will NEVER forget when in the hippo pool the skipper said
"I'll just scare them off the same way I scared my girlfriend. "
Then he put down the mic and screamed
"I LOVE YOU!!"
I'd never laughed so hard.

[savannahpatterson]

I had a skipper that, at the end of the ride, claimed that she had been accidentally left behind in the ride vehicle by her family, given a job in "its a small world, " and then grew up to be a cast member. "I was a hula girl!" *insert straight-arm hula girl dance*

[addisonphelps]

My Favorite Joke on Jungle Cruise is:
“You see those flowers up there? Those are called High-biscus and those down there are called low-biscus. And those in the water, those are called sea-biscus, ”😂

[ajzeg]

I’m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride, Skipper Dan is the name. And I’m doing 34 shows every day, and every time it’s the same. Look at those hippos, they’re wiggling their ears, just like they’ve done for that last 50 years. Now I’m laughing at my own jokes but I’m crying inside ‘cause I’m working on the Jungle Cruise ride.

[Nightwingdadragoness]

Skipper Tye at Disneyland is hilarious. Some of my favorite jokes are

*Enters Africa area.*
“As you can see we have some animals.We have some striped horses, bearded cows, and can someone tell me what those tall things are in the back? Yeah, those are trees.”

“So no one has really been laughing at my jokes, you want to know what happened to my last crew who didn’t laugh at my jokes?”*passes by the small pile of skulls while manically laughing.* they’re over there.” *points to dancing tribe.*

[Bur]

We were there in december. I dont remember our skippers name but i remember she was from north tonawanda, NY. I live nearby.. she was fantastic. We were waiting to get off the boat and she said, "if you had a good time, remember my name is..." then she says, "if you didnt have a good time, MY NAME IS JOE AND I WORK AT STAR TOURS " (in her best manly voice impression) i burst out laughing and still like telling this story

[jesysmoot]

SKIPPER SHELBY OF My favorite joke is either "the eight wonder of the world - the backside of water!!!" or "look at those lions guarding that sleeping zebra, he looks dead tired, I think we should let him rest in pieces.."

[richards]

Also, one said, if u end up losing something on the ride, raise up ure hand, I’ll raise up my hand, and we can both wave goodbye to it😂😂

[TheSwordbirdsPage]

5:42 when we reached this part of the ride our “skipper” pointed it out and asked us what type of snake it was, giving us the hint it started with the letter p.
when some kids responded python he said, “nope! plastic.”

[mxrghy]

Ha, I knew I was right! There WAS a smoke machine in the temple! I thought my memory was getting foggy.

[milkjug]

“Me and my boyfriend went over to Sam’s house for dinner one night and I said, “Your wife makes the best stew!” Then Sam said, “I’m really gonna miss her”.” 😂

[diary-of-a-wimpy-kid]

my favorite thing about the jungle cruise is the cast members and my favorite joke is it could be treasure but this is disney world so it probably another gift shop.

[caseys.]

The Jungle Cruise is one of my favorite still-extant Disney attractions, because I love animatronics and the hosts' humor is always new and great. Whenever I've been to WDW with my family (we typically save Magic Kingdom for the last day of our trip) they always complain "why do you want to go on the stupid fake safari ride when you've already been on the real one in Animal Kingdom" and they don't get that it's totally different. I love both the Kilimanjaro Safari and Jungle Cruise equally because they're different attractions that shouldn't really be compared with each other.

[DizneyCTC]

That fact about The Great Movie Ride is fantastic. I hope they put the front half of the plane in The Jungle Cruise or some other attraction. RIP Great Movie Ride.

[sandracaraballo]

Probably my favorite joke is one that involves a set up. When you first see the elephants in Africa, the skipper says "and these are African elephants. Do you know how I can tell? Because we're in Africa" which is funny by itself, but later after entering Cambodia, when you see the elephants again the skipper says "and these are Indian elephants. Do you know how you can tell?" And the audience goes "Cause we're in India!"

Skipper: "No we're in Cambodia, arent you listening?"

Its a shame cause Ive been on the ride maybe 15 times and most of the time, the skipper stops at the first part.

[jaidenmci]

When I was around 8 years old, my dumb a** fell into the water while getting on the boat. They called in a bunch of medical staff thinking I was injured but I only had a bruise on my leg, then they gave me a few fast-passes and a free desert, worth it

[miloamsel]

...I did get kinda splashed by a baby elephant animatronic at Disneyland. The skipper went back and forth at that same point knowing that some water was sprinkling over me, and kept saying 'oops, I'm sorry. Oops, I'm sorry— I'm not sorry' then continued the cruise.

[ceciliavillalta]

Skipper Talking To Audience "This worked on my ex-girlfreind.''
Skipper Talking to Hippo " I LOVE YOU!!"
Skiper Talking To Audience "See I told you it works, "

[jessiehowe]

When getting off of the ride:
"Watch your head and watch your step, if you hit your head then watch your language, this is a family park" 😂

[alanaaa]

My favourite joke was this.

“We have to be careful, this section is Dangerous! People have sunk their boat here!”

**Shows Sunken paddle boat**

“And all those boats are mine....”