Pantry Raid: Hot Saltine Hack Edition

Now's the time to turbocharge your saltines.

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[mannyichi]

People were laughing at me when I got dry mustard while everyone was stock piling on other food. Look at me now peasants

[YourLocalCatboy]

I love how Alton is slowly becoming the post-apocalypse's best TV chef.

[Nico-rrco]

"One sleeve of saltines" A.K.A. one serving of saltines.

[katydidiy]

When my kids were little, for an afternoon snack, we often times had saltines topped with butter and strawberry jam.

[medicami]

these are less of Public Service Announcements and more Public Snack Announcements

[fepatton]

Well, great. Now there will be a run on Saltines too.

[Aarbud]

God bless you Alton Brown for keeping us entertained and fed.

[jomofo]

Looks like you're entering your "White Album" period here.

[Gorgondantess]

Alton, I've gotta say, all these little mini web videos are just as good as anything you make on TV. PLEASE keep making lots of them when this whole crisis is resolved!

Also, is there anywhere I can find the version of the hand washing video with the cleaver? I thought it was hilarious.

[wesleyboyer]

My aunt makes something similar. Her’s has red pepper flake and other things. We call em firecrackers.

[ShellyParchman]

Ugh, the microwave is all they way over there. Hey, a torch!

[NotPaesh]

He's so good at explaining things, I think I'll just listen to this one while I work..

Completely silent episode

[theintern]

Alton: *Eats cracker, spits it up on studio table*


CDC: "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!"

[wlwd]

Gramma B taught me the joys of Depression era "cookies." Saltine, butter, and a pinch of white sugar. Mmm. She and I also had our own stick of butter at Thanksgiving. Not necessarily proud, but not ashamed either! Also there's gravy bread but I better not think of that, might be tempted. You are the best, Alton, many years of happy, educational, moments. Sorry, one more thing:watching GE caused a epiphany, mom had stored away the same Franciscan ware with the awesome MCM design that you featured. We now use it. Ok, cheers, out

[Kerry]

One camera shot no talking just creating, never stop creating.

[kladewilson]

I love saltines and I’m not afraid to admit. These look amazing though.

[Legz]

Alton, thanks for making the quarantine a little bit more entertaining. Keep it up man. America needs you right now.

[vandriff]

You're so animated, you're probably one of the few people that could make a "silent" video like this incredibly entertaining. As much as I love hearing your wit and humor, this quiet video was very calming and relaxing to watch.

Great stuff as always, Alton. Thanks for helping keep us trying new things and exploring the ingredients we have laying around in these more desperate times! <3

[jatpack]

I dont have any saltine crackers.

Oh look, stale pretzels. It's on now.

[Codeaholic]

Alright AB. You've got a respectful selection of hot sauces there.