Speedrunning Property Destruction in Portal 2

Enjoy this 10 minute video of flying around while Wheatley gets progressively more mad at us.

Music:
Maplestory OST - Kerning City: Subway

[burger]

you can actually break your own monitor too. try it if u dont believe me
-burger40

[PossumOnAVacuum]

Just woke up from a 5 minute nap that lasted for several hours to be greeted by this, it’s a good day to be a sleep deprived Msushi fan

[happyraintf]

Dude casually drops a WR while doing a tutorial. Well smashed.

[Mushi]

hey friends it has come to my attention that the mini-video at 3:00 is still gibberish when you play on 0.25x speed because i forgot to pitch it down. oops!
just imagine im saying the following:

the excursion funnel crouch fly glitch is a glitch that lets you preserve the zero-gravity state of funnels.
by crouching while at a full stop in a funnel, the game thinks you're in two funnels, so when you leave
your funnel, the game still thinks you are in one funnel and therefore gives you zero gravity.
this state can be preserved between levels and makes chapter 8 speedruns very broken.

you can honestly make out the audio if you watch it while reading the text, its just very high pitched lol

[VoxVocisCruora]

I love how it takes 8 broken monitors for him to start to wonder if Chell's doing it on purpose.

Dunno about that, dude, she's probably just really clumsy.

[anonymouscheesepie]

2:52 was fully expecting you to say “just remember what i said in slow motion”

[RAMOBUS]

i didnt even know this was an achievement, was like ''hm, screw you wheatley'' and broke every tv, got the achievement, didnt even notice until now, and now that i think about it, there was totally an easier way to break that one tv that is above endless abyss, but i didnt think of it so i literally HEADBUTTED THE TV, and found a way to not die

[pixelz]

"There are test subjects in Africa that don't even have monitors"

Need I go on?

[jajoothecoolman]

"wheatley will spill his white sticky goo everywhere" Excuse me. What, good sir?

[DJBendytheFox]

Bro really completed these test chambers 10 times faster than usual so Wheatley could review the footage

[Bunnle_]

"dont try this at home" .. then im gonna try it at aperture science

[SentryDoesRetro]

3:00 good, if you have any questions, just remember what he said in slow motion. Destroy property on your own recognizance

[Wyrmwould-Star]

When I was a little kid, I used to see speedrunners as the really cool pros who didn't have time to talk to people like me, like a professional football player or something. I love learning that most of them are actually just some guy who's really cracked at portal 2 or something. Immaculate.

[yvlnt]

8:36
"wheatley will spill his white sticky goo everywhere"
GOLD.

[garysochnikoff]

You can also break one final monitor with bombs in the room before the final boss with orange gel and treadmill where you see it was not planned because if you've broken the eleven monitors before, Wheatley does not have any dialogue prepared

[SparkGSurge]

Rewatched the 4x speed in .25x speed. Had a normal speed video with a chipmunk explaining character states. Neat 🐿️

[TessaLucy]

Watching the 4x speed but on 0.25 speed was one of the funniest things ever after I realised youtube would not just pitch it down for me

[AfterArtist]

When I first got this achievement I didn’t even know it was an achievement I just wanted to crack the TVs cause it pissed of Wheatley

[penguinscanfly]

3:00 "if you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion."

[nameless......................]

"PROPERTY DAMAAAGE!" -saxton hale
chell: are you challenging me?