This vegan pepperoni tastes like the real thing! 🍕

[ZaykuYT]

Bro we got vegan pepperoni before gta6

[Zareias]

Very few things are as infuriating as someone creating fake products and then still referring to it by its real name.

Vegan pepperoni? No, it’s seasoned plant scraps. You can’t reinvent a product and label it as a vegan version just because you cut it into circles and made it taste similar 😂

Is ice cream made, when made from mostly fruit and water, still ice cream? Can ice cream ever be dairy free? No it’s something else entirely when you change the core of the recipe.

Can pepperoni still be considered pepperoni when it’s made using leftovers the dog usually gets? Does the pepperoni even count as pepperoni if it’s neither a sausage or even made of meat? No
Just because it’s cut into circles, doesn’t change the fact none of this resembles pepperoni

It almost like pepperoni has a literal definition and centuries of cultural significance. “Seasoned beef and pork sausage”

[Someone]

Hear me out, eat regular pepperoni, and you dont have to make this garbage.

Ez

[MafiaAdomaAzalabenaasha]

it looks like my shit after eating taco bell
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