Dumb Things People Say (Part 21) #Shorts

Dumb Things People Say (Part 21) #Shorts

[mat_the_w]

Everybody after getting slapped: cries or fights back*

Luke: "Did you just slap me?"

[gacha_sky]

Mom: "Are you going to school"
Luke:"NOOOO im putting my shoes on to jump on the couch"

[grammarpolice]

“I gave your face a high five” is all everyone is talking about

Edit: Why are y’all trying to argue in the replies, like- chill?

[YAR_original]

Here's one!

Luke: "Hey, I'm going to the airport"
Friend: "Why, to catch a flight?"
Luke: "NOOOO, to ride on the conveyor belt!"

[ejmcintosh]

Luke giving himself a haircut*
Other Luke: Are you giving yourself a haircut?
Luke: I’m making a highway for the lice on my head

[BarQaMikhail]

Here's one for you:
Luke: mom, can you give me the blanket?
Mom: why, are you cold?
Luke: i want to be hot until i got melted!

[ThatOneDude]

"Doing homework"
"Are you doing your homework?"
I'm making a letter!"

[seemapadmanabhan]

"Plans for a Vacation to Japan✈"
Luke: "So are we going to Japan?"
Luke's mom: Nooo, the Japan is coming to us...
Bruh!😵🤦🏻‍

[Oshawotttttt]

“Hey, mom. I’m going to the store!”

“To do what?”

*”To catch some Pokémon!!”*

[seemapadmanabhan]

Luke: Throws up on the floor🤮
Luke's Friend: "Did you just throw up on the floor?"
Luke: Nooo, I just made a bowl of cereal for the floor

[sharpiefromWOW]

Here’s one for you:
Luke: “Mom, can you pass me a glass of water?”
Mom: “Are you thirsty?”
Luke: “NOOO, I want to pour it down the sink!”

[carljohnsoncj]

Luke: can you give me some money mom?
Mom: Why you want to spend it?
Luke: TO BURN IT

[Wats_Plays]

“I gave your face a high five” that’s very hilarious

[elpan]

Wow part 21 already?! This is my favorite “series” keep doing more, they all make me laugh, no cap

[hheer]

Luke: *Farts*
Friend: did you just fart?
Luke:NOOOO I was beatboxing with my butt!

[jayjustplay]

Here’s one:
Mom: “Hey are you watering plants?”
Luke: “NOOOO! I’m pouring water on my plant so I can drink it!”

[thunderboykv]

"I gave ur face a high five"
- Famous words of Luke Davidson

Edit: Thnx for the likes

[hyper_legend]

I have one
Luke: playing games
MOM: are u playing games
Luke: I'm just smacking my keyboard

[Fiona-oqdn]

One more:

**Breathing out loud**

"Are you breathing?"

Luke: "Nooo, I'm just smelling the air!"
😂😂

[SautSitompul]

Luke : "Mom i want to eat"
Luke's mom : "Are you hungry ?"
Luke : "Nooo, im just going to drop them at the floor"