Blender Cursed Images (DO NOT DELETE DEFAULT CUBE AT 3 AM)

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Ryan Dick

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As a child, i used to find 3d modeling software extremely scary, it was something about th grey lifeless void and the overly saturated and unintuitive ui *this was on the early 2000s* that made me fell like if i clicked on something i shouldn't click i could shatter the fabric of reality.

JustSomeGuy

Do not, under any circumstances, subdivide Suzanne.

She will take her revenge.

designator

You know what else is cursed?
The program stops moving, the mouse becomes a spinning loop, and you havent saved in a long time...

cheesypies

Basically, in the first image, there are thousands of vertices and edges, but only one face.
The second image shows the back of a head after sculpting with dynamic topology, and now the topology is trash and fucked up.
The third one is cursed because the default Blender scene has the camera, point light, and default cube, but now it has been replaced with a default pyramid.
The fourth one shows what happens when you repeatedly apply the smooth modifier to Suzzanne.
The fifth one shows the Maya logo instead of the Blender logo where the Blender logo should be.
The sixth one shows a massive and unorganized node tree.
The seventh one shows bones for a human rig, but all the bones are oriented upward, which is weird and doesn't work well.
The eighth one shows a Blender in Blender.

mileswaugh

that final image:
B̸ ̷L̶ ̵E̶ ̶N̴ ̴D̷ ̵E̸ ̸R̴

bastardsalad

Me, who doesn't know anything about blender: "I like your funny images, magic Man"

mwndjddjdhdbbf

As a modeler, I can confirm this is what happens when you delete the default cube at 3am.

professorxangus

everyday blender user here and i know exactly what type of energy each image is supposed to exude

victoriahardy

0:12 That's what happens when you load blender at 3:33AM, you get the default pyramid

roxtor

The thing about this is you can watch it as many times as you want, because the more you use Blender, the funnier it gets.

JRhodesZA

I was like "Heh, this isn't even scary !"

And then i saw the Maya icon. Fuck man, i'm not sleeping tonight.

readyforlol

I'm saving this for when I know blender so I can know how terrified I should be

sopapopp

0:18
I don't use Blender but this pyramid definitely have a threatening aura, I'm terrified

grizblop

I'm still a Blender beginner, but here is my best guess for all of these

0:00 A circle with 28, 958 edges is overkill. Also judging by the 28, 956 triangles, I'd guess that the circle is split up in a very inconvenient way. Terrible.

0:05 It looks like this model was generated from an image using an algorithm. Its level of detail varies dramatically. See where all the black dots are? Those spots are going to look like a weird pinching if you try to animate it.

0:13 Blender always opens with a default scene with a default cube. This is a default pyramid. *shudder*

0:19 This is the Blender monkey. Her name is Suzanne. The model comes free with the software. Someone tried to subdivide it but it looks really weird. (Thank you to Designator for leaving a comment with info I forgot.)

0:26 The window is Blender but the top bar shows that the window is actually in Blender's main competitor software, Autodesk Maya 3d.

0:37 This is a Nodes window. Nodes are a way of programming without typing everything out. This image looks like a lot of bad code. It would be very difficult for anyone to work with this, even the person that made it. Good code is important.

0:43 These are animation bones from an animation skeleton rig. All of the bones are vertical which doesn't bode well. They should probably be in a T pose or something. Maybe all of the rotations got erased. This is the Blender equivalent of finding a human skeleton with all of the bones neatly arranged.

0:49 Blender in Blender

chaotickreg

i have no clue how to use blender
i have no clue whats cursed about these
i have no clue how blender works
i have no clue why this is on my recommended
but god damn this is terrifying

catmastercatman