Cockroach... I MEAN ZHONGLI

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A lil bit bout me,
So Uh.... long story short, I am a human shifting duck who escaped a mad scientist's lab. I was just a normal duck until I met this weird fat lady who just did some black magic and turned a peacock to a beautiful girl by accident, and I decided to mess her spell up while saying "ORE WA JIYUU DA!!" and here I am now a VTubing duck LMFAO.
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Music used :
Rhythm thief Louvre Invasion
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#zhongli #genshinimpact #原神

[cwaccc]

Big shield zhong.... Totally not big dong zhong

[tunax]

Raiden : “Why won’t you die?”

John Lee : “It’s a HP, sons.”

[seraphlazuli]

I love hearing the effort in Scaramouche’s voice and Zhongli just doesn’t care. XD

[arturvieira]

"Foolishness. HP controls everything. And without health you can not protect anything. Let alone yourself." HP intoxicated Big Dong Zhong, 2023

[Cranetesius]

Zhongli: "im officially a Cameramen Now"

[kison]

"WHY WONT YOU DIE??!!"
Zhongli: "Cockroach6 build, son."

[pedroruas]

Imagine this build in a distant future where there's a artifact set that reflects part of the damage taken by the shield (similar to OCHS, but for shielding)

[kison]

_"Don't f–k with this archon."_
— Zhongli, probably

[smallblue]

the funny this is, is that zhongli can still do some notable damage with that giant health pool because of one of his ascension passive that makes his dmg scale with max hp

[anti.]

Zhongli + kokomi = every monster worst nightmare

[Rebber]

*Zhongli fighting Raiden in the archon war*

Zhongli: MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OSMANTHUS WINE HERE EI, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY BOOZE!

[NoblePhantasmable]

Rifthounds : i'm your biggest enemy
C6 Zhongli : is it? IS IT!?

[notmeitsyou]

"Imagine not taking damage instead healing oneself"
- every C0 Zhongli

[igr]

I thank God that we didn't get Zhongli boss fight. It would take hours to take his shield off

[MashedPopato]

0:28
Ah yes Raiden trying to defeat someone that has protection that hardens in response to physical trauma

[rakharizqullaha.f.]

Zhongli is standing there.... Menacingly

[RosYagiDesu]

Scaradouchie trying to kill Zhongli, just looked like someone trying to kill a roach but it doesn't dies.

[idonthavenameidea]

When Zhongli HP is low after accidentally falling

Statue of the seven :
*Nervous noise

[grimfrostad]

What makes it funnier is that his shield actually hardens on physical trauma

[nothmm]

Zhongli be like: Back in my day, so called "gods" were actually strong 🗿