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[boondockx]

When the aliens fly by earth, they lock the doors because they're afraid. Like when we end up in the wrong part of town.

[MacMashPotato]

We need a distraction, LOOK AN ALIEN!

[MrOfficial]

Aliens are gonna land, and I'm still gonna be single.

[jamesrampant]

I was born human but I've been alienated

[jesupcolt]

Nothing meaningful ever comes of congressional hearings, and that testimony was so strange and evasive.

[colinsanders]

After nearly a century of everyone freaking out over "muh spaez aliens" the government finally comes out and says it. "Ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real." And the people cried out with one voice: "Cool story bro, are they bringing the rest of my paycheck?"

[alrey]

Don't care or believe anything the government says or says they will say after debating. Cartoons make more sense.

[xriichiieriichx]

An actual area 51 raid to clap alien cheeks😂

[antoniowhited]

It’s almost like they don’t want us paying attention to something…

[rodneyburrows]

They will be on government assistance before to long but we won't let them vote for a while...

[tommytigert]

A whole lotta notta. Probably they'll clarify eventually and be like well we meant colonies of clusters of single cellular creatures in the waters of Neptune and they basically mean nothing in the grand scheme of things for us as a whole...

[ANONMD]

I want to know what news we're hiding behind all the alien hype.

[herrtrigger]

Today people call them angels and demons. Tomorrow, something else

[mybunnyfuzz]

POD RACING!!!
Just think of the new opportunities for auto shops retrofitting old cars with new technologies.

[LilSebastian_]

If aliens intended to harm us they would have already… they wouldn’t have waited for us to create better weapons of death.

[CPTTango]

A rise in Taxes and Health insurance rates.

[Defenestrators]

A public first contact would be nice. It would be cool to know what's out there from someone who's been out there

[DH-isoj]

I would vote for one of them over Biden come 2024

[Jason-kenj]

I reckon it was an "inside joke" on behalf of some shady organisation, to see if we would notice..

[blackbeardthepirate]

Nobody said you have to be human to he an American, but it's time to get the aliens outta here.