How To Make A Potion To Give You Super Speed

Do you wish you could run faster than Usain Bolt or a speeding train? Well here’s a potion to make you faster than lightening.

Speed is of the essence with this potion, from the time you start making it you have 60 seconds to put all of the ingredients in to the cauldron.

You'll need the following ingredients:
- Fast flowing waterAKA “triple wet"
- Amphetamine sulphate
- A windrush leaf
- Industrial lubricant
- Pulped merciman’s fruit

Stir well the mixture well and then pour one spoonful of the potion in to each of your favourite running shoes, then places the shoes in the freezer and wait 24 hours.

Once your shoes are ready, slip them on and enjoy your new super speed.

You can use your new power to deliver pizza at high speeds thus guaranteeing you an excellent tip and travel across the country.