Splatterface II (Intro)

My bearded bastards. I can sense that the once glorious luster that brightened your spirits has grown faint. You crave the carnage of combat, the beauty of battle, don't you? Well, you're in luck because today we once again embark on a journey of heroes and legends..a journey into..the Splatterface arena!

In this video, we go over the rules, meet our gladiators and figure out who will be fighting who.

At the time being, we hope to hold bouts once every other day, but this schedule can be subject to change.

Intro music by Jeroen Tel

Additional music by:

Thanks to the BEST colorizer around: Mrs. Kruggsmash!

A HUGE thanks to all of my patrons, without whom I would not be doing these videos right now!

And last but certainly not least, thank *you* for watching, m'bastard. I couldn't do it without you.

[UltimateCarl]

You'll pay for the entire throne, but you'll ONLY NEED THE EDGE.

[AllieGlasswingVT]

Is no one gonna talk about that stellar animation of the cricket man? No? Just me? Okay.

[heckhoundbolt]

I know some people are disappointed by Shrieking Noises not making a return, but I am happy she gets to enjoy her retirement with her family member in peace.

[tomm]

Avast! Finally! I lost all my gold on that blasted bat-woman last year, but I’ve got a good feeling for this time...

[swietomir_piotrowicz]

The moment Grunt appeared my brain was like:
" M o n k e s t r o n g"

Then Goldmane appeared and my brain was even more like:
" Y e s, M O N K E "

[swimmingcat]

Bring out the "melbil's masterwork butterfly brain roast ©".

[profkingthing]

Life grown dull: ✅
Long for;
The rage of battle: ✅
The frenzy of mortal struggle: ✅
Glorious death: ✅
Alright I'm 4/4 let's

[taffingspy]

The battle beetle trying to spare others from the pain he had last tournament more like dang what a shot to the heart already and it's only the intro

[peterhaberstroh]

If that snapping-turtle-man wins, I wanna see that fight between him and Krug. Mrs. K could narrate too. It would be really interesting.

[blamb]

Sad to see Battle Beetle struggling with the loss of his family... v__v

[voltsiano]

Good, my heart wasn't ready to see Screeching Sounds go back into the arena.

[Bluegoo]

It's been a year since the last one? My, how time flies.

[Tayroy]

AW YEAH! Splatter face II ! I honestly have been waiting all year for it after the emotional roller-coaster that the first tourney was!

[tarmok]

YES. I needed this so bad. Splatterface was the series that did draw my attention to the channel in the first place.

[thatonebab]

Omg, Ladleor is adorable. Iceberg also seems amazeballs.

For the first round, I'm gonna put my money on Relic. I just can't help myself, I love golems.

[Laevateinn]

Kruggsmash: *Uploads another episode of the Watchful Eyes.*
Me: Kalm
Kruggsmash: *Uploads the first part of Splatterface II*
Me: GRAB A BOTTLE OF SUNSHINE AND A PLATE OF MELVILLE'S BUTTERFLY BRAIN ROAST - 'CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A GOOD

[connorperrett]

My bet for overall winner is Relic. That gaseous fog could be a wildcard, plus he is his own armor and fairly tall, to boot. I think he'll take Goldmane out no problem.

[Gutsy_Starfish]

I literally just got done rewatching the first Splatter face.

Guess I'm going back for another round

[ausar]

Just you wait, Culoc is gonna return as zombie, I got a feeling those rumours of his “dark magic” were not just rumours...

[D.V.McAwesome]

Lets hope the joke entry wins like last time coz im putting my money in whatever dumb thing i find.