Curiosity killed the deer

[Danymok]

Having 0 survival instincts ended up allowing them to survive more

[Lazarus]

The most effective survival strategy in the entire animal kingdom- the guilt trip.

[impishwolf]

"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILD?"
"It's the cuteness, Jimbo, become cute that it's illegal"

[glorntch]

This is like the old Fallout games where having a super-low Intelligence score made enemies sometimes pity you and spare you.

[skorpius]

Roe deer: If we act real stupid and cute, they will have no choice but to help us.

[wabbitnred]

Look at him hopping along...
They're so cute!

[grilledleeks]

guilt trip as a defense mechanism is actually kind of insane

[therealbahamut]

"They're so bad at surviving" he said, as the species learned how to acquire immunity to the planet's apex predator...

[Ginfeldi]

"nah man, if you're gonna kill me you look me in the eyes" -roe deer after getting shot

[Jeremmyt]

Bro they looks like a combination between a Rabbit, a reindeer and a Kangoroo at the same time😭

[ludo]

Basically the friendly enemies in videogames, killing them just feels bad because they dont fight back or flee

[Itsyerboyruby]

imagine a deer entering your house without consent and it just looks at you like: "tf you gonna do about it? >:3"

[YoRobT]

Their survival skill points went all in cuteness

[ninjafoxko_fox-devil_]

Law: u can't kill them


Me: ... Can I keep it?

[T--ss]

Nah they're Domesticating themselves 😭

[theotheseaeagle]

Not true. Roe deer are incredibly skittish throughout much of their range, and still regularly shot for their meat

[christianrameka]

They really used reverse psychology on the food chain 😂

[Bear-uv]

Soo... This is basically a deer version of capybara

[inbetween-]

Animals that wants to live: hunted to extinction.

Animals that don't give an F about surviving: protected

[aurorawolfe]

at first i thought that was a kangaroo whose face was stung by bees 😭