D&D Casting: The Bard

Ever wonder how the Bard got into Dungeons and Dragons? Do you crave to know the stereotypes revolving around the Bard? Welp.....thank the Casting Director.

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[coalopalatticus]

"We have two other charisma based classes. One of them is a group of holy warriors, and the other are Satan's pen palls."
Me, busting out my 69 inappropriate tabs: Are you challenging me?

[agnisamil]

Aww the bard started off as a wholesome character!!

[parsnipdistrict]

“You know who else has that power? Cardi B”
Well there’s a new character idea

[abigaylegeisel]

Them: "we have two other charisma based classes" (paladin and warlock)
Me, with my seductive sorcerer: "excuse me?"

[sarcastic_ocupie]

“Dad where do Dragonborns come from?”
“Well son it is when a bard and a dragon meet in a dungeon the other party members leave as the bard saves them with his um... “persuasive persona” and that’s how dragonborns are born”

[riadirige]

From your tiktok about not knowing what a bard is, we have come so far fellow questers

[ryszard]

the spot for the inspirer has already been taken by the Paladin Oath of throwing it back

[theoriginalfrizzi]

Can't wait to see the Wizard be cast in the role of his dreams!





















Before dying of 1d4 excitement damage!

[dopplegirl]

To be fair, Sorcerers are also Charisma based. But this was still amazing

[FallenStainedGlass]

It’s just like getting casted just because you’re female! This was awesome.

[sneakysquid]

''We have 2 other charisma based classes.''
Continues to describe paladins and warlocks.
*Confused sorcerer screaming*

[ASMroleplay]

"I can persuade"
"Obviously not verry well."

[bloodycakes]

three things a ranger can do that is useful:
1. Temporarily replace one of the following classes when down: fighter, druid, bard and cleric.
2. Flavored terrain: who else can guide ya better in a forest or a desert than a ranger with one of em as flavored terrain?
3. Meat shield if they are, indeed "useless"

[eirei]

Seeing "Healy boi" on one of the boxes on the chart just makes me smile.

[lukefranklin]

Manager: “Who’s next?”
*Blood Hunter walks in*
Manager: “Nope!”

[kanjigodomo]

BARD: I can also fight.
D&D: *snickers* Oh, you are being serious.
BARD: Yes, I am. I happen to claim that I'm fairly good with a sword.
D&D: Is it a longsword?
BARD: Okay, you were reaching for that one.
D&D: That's not the only thing I'm reaching for.
BARD: Okay, that one was a stretch.
D&D: Not the only that'll stretch.
BARD: *retches* I think I'm gonna be sick.

[snowjohnson]

The best bard feature its to get nat20 everytime they want to have fun but when the party needs him he gets a nat1 everytime...also the druid bards are the worst for alot of reasons (third time writting this because my comment keeps get deleted)

[kryskiller]

I'm a bard player and I feel targeted.

Totally nothing to do with the fact my bard character already has three kids from two different mothers.

[scottishperson]

Was beautiful from beginning to end a true masterpiece.. or in other words .. tHaT wAs sO pOg bRo YoU dOnT eAvEn KnOw

[FluersDeWolf]

This was very well done and had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂 looking forward to the rest and hope for simular results. I know you guys shall not disappoint ! !!