Top Gear - What's worse than treading on a plug?

[quillmaurer]

This is a perfect example of what Top Gear is - an absolutely hilarious moment with these three goons that doesn't even have anything to do with cars. Top Gear as we all loved it is not, never was, about cars. They're just a means of providing funny but (usually) relatable situations to put these guys in.

[SirNarax]

I mean, landmine is pretty bad to step on. But at least with a landmine you don't live with the knowledge that was indeed shit.

[ShanesAutos]

I’ve been there with the upturned plug. 3am, got up for a whazz, stood on my phone charger and not only did I wake up my parents and brother but fairly sure my next door neighbor because the following morning they had their house listed for sale....I’m not actually making that up! 😂

[hollypandayt]

I would rather stand on a Landmine because I just stood on a plug and it’s like hell.. at least with a mine I am dead or close to dead..

[generalmemus]

I watch the old top gear more than the new one

[randomnessrules]

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God, help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell