Mason Hates Aladdin - Caravan Of Garbage

Disney's Aladdin from 1992 is considered an absolute classic. But is it garbage or whatever? Also is this a review of Aladdin 1992 to tie into the SEO of the Aladdin 2019 reviews? Yes.

[nailsyou]

Ben is sure getting a lot of mileage out of the "James confused face" and "Mason victory pose" graphics.

[battleupsaber]

Congratulations, Mason has graduated from "guy who has never seen a Disney movie" to "guy who has seen *TWO* Disney movies".

[Maxisamo]

"They gave him an original Pablo Picasso painting"
"Of the Genie???"
I literally bursted out laughing

[jakek]

The Genie is the only character who ever makes anachronistic pop culture references so I always just assumed it was because he's magic and knows about things that haven't happened yet. Especially since Aladdin never seems to react in ways that would imply he gets any of the references, he's just kinda like "huh this guy's pretty eccentric I guess".

[beccalanning]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching James be extremely disappointed by Mason finally liking a thing

[kingbernard_]

The controversial line from Arabian Nights was "Where they cut off your ear
if they don’t like your face." They changed it to "Where it’s flat and immense and the heat is intense."

[RelativelyBest]

Thinking about it, Jafar _could_ actually have been almost completely up front with Aladdin regarding the cave, aside from why he wanted the lamp and the whole murder thing. He might actually have been more convincing that way.

"I'm the grand vizier around here and I'm going to cut you a deal. I'll pardon you if you go inside a magic cave full of treasure and fetch me an old lamp. I'll even let you keep the treasure and look the other way when you try to woo the princess."

"Wait, why do you want this lamp?"

"It's a historical artifact with some political significance. Wouldn't be worth anything to you."

"And you don't want any of that treasure?"

"I'm already a wealthy man, you go ahead and take it."

"Why don't you just go get the lamp yourself?"

"Do you think I would be talking to you if I could? I told you, it's a magic cave and apparently you're the only one who can enter it. And no, I have no idea why. Look, do you want out of this dungeon or not?"

Heck, that was probably more or less what he told the first guy he tried it with.

[yungoldman]

lmao I love that mason is saying that the movie doesnt have a parade of horrific stereotypes, as the parade of horrific stereotypes is being shown on screen

[SpiderandMosquito]

The original line was "where they cut off your ear if you don't like your face"... that's the lyric they changed

[brandongnuschke]

The most impressive part of this video is Mason’s ability to instantly remember the name of the villain from “The Mask”. I don’t remember his name and I literally just heard it.

[Mariorox]

_Sees Title_
*Shakes fist at Mason*

_Watches Video_
*Apologizes to Mason*
*Turns Around*
*Shakes fist at James*

[shugemississippi]

i was a teenager when this movie came out and before it was available legally for home viewing I got a bootleg copy for my younger siblings. I traced Aladdin artwork from a magazine to make a really nice professional looking case for the movie complete with fake reviews that I put on the back cover. I remember still how mad our mom got when she read the fake review from Roger and Ebert I put on it saying "We give this movie two thumbs up our butts!"

[JackDManheim]

Ah, the nostalgia.
I had almost forgotten there was a time when you could request 'conditions' when selling yourself to Disney.


All hail lord Mickey; long may he reign & entertain.

[MintyFresh]

You guys should watch King of Thieves next. Legitimately one of the best Disney movies made.

[btbroadbrand]

Jafar and Iago: mates because there prick


James and Maso: mates because they’re the best

[meloD]

Robin Williams: You ain't never had a friend like me.
Me: We'll never have a friend like him.
Disney 2019: Here's another friend like him.

[SubtleFraudulence]

Watching this and then listening to the podcast episode about the Napoleon movie is convincing me that James is a prophet

[ArlanKels]

There's no way Robin's daughter would've allowed Disney to use Robin in the remake. Not after the falling out Robin/Disney had.

[eman]

I love how much Mason takes the wind out of James's sails by being positive

[AdminSmithee]

In 1378 CE, Egyptian peasants made offerings to the Great Sphinx in the hope of controlling the flood cycle, which would result in a successful harvest. Outraged by this blatant show of devotion, Sa'im al-Dahr destroyed the nose and was later executed for vandalism.