Childe will be gentle

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[WalesRebel]

*High AR players*
Childe: I promise I’ll be gentle
Player: I know, but *I won’t*

[ghost.ie.]

childe: "ill be gentle"
also childe: *DROPS A FREAKING NARWHAL ON US*

[violetpancake]

I mean he could've slice you up into pieces in 10 seconds like how he did to those 3 ruin guard in his story quest just to protect his little brother. Yup he kept his promise :)

[Siberwar]

If that's how he's gentle, just imagine him being rude.

[enec]

i kinda miss these times when i would get absolutely wrecked by childe bc now his fights lasts 1 min or something and the old times were so much more fun

[soap_eater]

"i promise ill be gentle"
*proceeds to kill my entire team*

[thecommenter]

Aether: don't be gentle daddy!
Childe: what?
Aether: what?

[dhanush]

Good old days .. when I thought childe is hard to beat in game .. now he doesn't even last a min

[Gilda-ve]

childe if you're not gentle with others
SO PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ZHONGLI

[osmanthuswine]

Ok it's frustrating seeing a guy not using zhongli's shield

[asterius]

Childe: I promise I'll be gentle




Yamete Kudasai

[soysauce]

I dont get this video, he said he would be gentle if you SURRENDERED.

[realafah]

Dialogue: “I’ll be gentle” childe said, calmly.
Gameplay:

[columbinakisser]

"This oppurtunity is quite hard to come by."
*10 versions later*
Signora: fight me pls

[Thegreatredwithocs]

Him to me at our first fight: I promise I'll be gentle
Me being higher level than him: That's my line

[dummyyogurt]

Are we not gonna talk about how youre getting absolutely wrecked and yet dont use zhongli's shield?

[Milwaga]

He was gentle with me, showed me a nice trick.
I didn't feel anything.

[hatsunemikinho]

childe: i promise i'll' be in your dreams XD

[Deausit]

Childe: I’ll be gentle :D

*proceeds to kill your whole team*

[clacktloc]

Childe stop hurting kids and teens, oh no you kill my bennet again