Gen Z Harry Potter

Bruh, "Philly Stone" is super basic. "Prisoner of Ohio" is bangin', no cap

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Epidemic Sound - Through Dark Gardens - Arthur Benson

Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Twitter / Reddit meme about the Gen Z version of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (the boy who wasn't unalived). Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Bruh, "Philly Stone" is super basic. "Prisoner of Ohio" is bangin', no cap

[ishouldfindagoodname]

Okay but the objective narrator voice for a story saying “they thought he was the main character” is so funny.

[jessrluo]

There's a github for this, and the only line for the goblet of fire is: "“WHY IS YOUR GAMER TAG IN THE CHUG JUG, HARRY?” Dumbledore asked, not pressed at all."

[just_a_smol_egg]

"You're a rizzard, Harry"

[Pixel_Airon]

"I hate the classic literature." - Billy, 2108.

[elecmagpulse]

“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
“Aw hell naw, you tweakin fr.”

[gulli]

Fully expected Dudley to be compared to Big Chungus. Damn, I'm getting old fast.

[alanspirand]

"they had a son who they thought was the main character" is such a perfect description of not only Dursleys, but so many parents overall that I can see it actually being used in literature unironically.

[AED]

"Harry! Did you put your name in the skibidi goblet?"
Dumbledure mewed calmly.

[diegorojas]

Not gonna lie I would totally read a lemony snicket gen z style narration of the whole Harry Potter saga.

[teameister]

Mogwarts, school of witchgyatt and rizzardy

Edit: Rizzeryn, Moglepuff, Ravengoon, and Skibador

[fortunatesoul]

I fucking hate that I understood 97% of that

[gulli]

"Sigma has presented Dobby with gyatt! Dobby is rizzler!"

[IrvingIV]

I should not have started drinking water while the video loaded.

[ScienceChild]

"Harry Potter and the Glow Up Gem"

[sociallyineptsnapper]

This is one of the only things like this I’ve found funny- because it actually uses the words right and doesn’t just slap random words everywhere with no regard to their meanings. It’s not just word slop, it’s genuinely funny, while still legible.

[MadManPhoenix]

"Everyone in this room is dumber now."

[superbeltman]

Finally one of these actually translating into Gen Z slang instead randomly inserting “skibbidi” and “gooning” onto every noun and verb

[stargazer]

I love how "which made drills" is still the same

[eluvianii]

I need 14 books. The original 7, together on some bookshelf, and these, on a different, nicer bookshelf