Hey Steel Panther

🤙

Hey Steel Panther, listen up, I got the skills,
Wanna write you songs that give you chills,
I'll rock the lyrics, shred the rhymes,
Together we'll create some epic times.

Please Steel Panther, hire me tonight,
I'll bring the thunder, make your music ignite,
From "Death to All But Metal" to "Party Like Tomorrow,"
I'll craft hits that'll make the crowd follow.

Let's take a ride down the "Gangbang at the Old Folks' Home,"
Turn it into a saga, make it rock, make it roam,
With a touch of "Community Property," a dash of wit,
I'll capture your essence, make the lyrics legit.

Saddle up, boys, let's hit the stage,
I'll pen anthems that'll rage,
From "Gloryhole" to "17 Girls in a Row,"
I'll write lyrics that steal the show.

Please Steel Panther, hire me tonight,
I'll bring the thunder, make your music ignite,
From "Death to All But Metal" to "Party Like Tomorrow,"
I'll craft hits that'll make the crowd follow.

Solo time, let the strings speak,
In the key of awesome, our talents peak,
With a riff like "Eyes of a Panther," blazing bright,
I'll write lyrics that'll take flight.

"Asian Hooker" meets "Just Like Tiger Woods,"
A fusion of humor, rock, and goods,
I'll weave stories like "Fat Girl (Thar She Blows),"
With your style, we'll conquer all our foes.

Saddle up, boys, let's hit the stage,
I'll pen anthems that'll rage,
From "Gloryhole" to "17 Girls in a Row,"
I'll write lyrics that steal the show.

Please Steel Panther, hire me tonight,
I'll bring the thunder, make your music ignite,
From "Death to All But Metal" to "Party Like Tomorrow,"
I'll craft hits that'll make the crowd follow.

So Steel Panther, what do you say?
Let's join forces, rock and slay,
With lyrics that kick, and tunes that roar,
Together, we'll leave 'em screaming for more.