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Poo~Pourri Toilet Deodorizers

Some say the secret to a happy relationship is separate bathrooms, but those people have never tried Poo~Pourri, the classy, sassy, ultra effective way to leave the bathroom smelling better than you found it. Our award winning before-you-go toilet sprays come in several different sizes and scents. Go ahead… join thousands of happy customers who've tried Poo~Pourri for fun and keep using it because it really works!

How it Works

When you spray Poo~Pourri into the bowl before-you-go, our proprietary formula creates a protective barrier on the water's surface. This barrier is designed to trap unpleasant bathroom odors beneath the surface and keep them out of the air. All you'll smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils!

Poo~Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Really Works!

With a bottle of Poo~Pourri in your handbag, what you do in the bathroom is nobody's business but yours! Poo~Pourri's aromatherapy magic replaces embarrassment with confidence in any bathroom situation. There'll be no aerosol cover-up for you! You (and everyone around you) can breathe easy with Poo~Pourri.

Poo~Pourri does more than just improve air quality -- it's environmentally friendly. Our secret, patent-pending blends rely on essential oils to eliminate bathroom odors, making it safe for the planet and your septic systems.

Poo~Pourri's Money Back Stink-Free Guarantee

Sound too good to be true? Try Poo-Pourri and see how thousands of people are making their bathroom experiences better. We're so sure you'll love it, we even offer an unconditional Money Back Stink-Free Guarantee.

With Poo~Pourri, husbands, wives, coworkers, roommates -- even kids -- can do their business while smelling like a rose... or lemongrass or citrus or... well, we have over 10 scents. So take your pick!

ABOUT THE VIDEO:
This video was shot without green screens on location. We used a 5D Mark 3 shooting RAW. Bethany was on the toilet for two solid days of shooting! She is truly the world's toilet queen. Yes, those cows were licking her.

In three weeks the team wrote, produced, filmed, edited, tested and released this video. We just want to give a HUGE shoutout to the team and all their long hours to help pull this off!

CREDITS:
Directed by Joel Ackerman
Written by Joel Ackerman
Additional writing by Daniel Harmon
Additional writing by Jeffrey Harmon
Producer: Tess Kelly
Director of Photography: Tel Stewart
PooPourri Girl: Bethany Woodruff
Boyfriend: Jordan Hunter
Editor: Tel Stewart
Artwork: Daniel Harmon and Nicole Story
Animation: Tel Stewart
Dress Created by: Nicole Story (Poo~Pourri VP of Creative)
Makeup and hair by Michelle Miles:
Gaffers: Tyler Stevens and Kelsie Moore
Set Construction: Jonas Sappington and Dallin Blankenship
Motion Tracking - Zak Ciotti
The Poo Crew: Suzy and Hector Batiz (Poo~Pourri Founders), Nicole Story and Dustin Vaughn.

[MakeSushi]

whoever wrote this script was a genius

[lynnmwongela]

I love how she talks. Like it's sarcastic but also not
I can't explain it but it's fvcking amazing

[DanielaBodoh]

*This is the only ad that I will never, ever skip.*

[hwago]

I think they made this product for the commercial.

[hannahvandehei]

No matter what number was on her check, guaranteed she did NOT get paid enough for this

[piercemarra]

name a more iconic film. i'll wait.

[bainwheeler]

How the hell can she say all of that with a straight face? Lol.

[justmyabelincolns]

Finally tried it. Don’t know life without it anymore lmao

[tamariagold]

Now every time I take a dump, Ill walk out of the Bathroom and say to the first person I see "You would not BELIEVE the motherload I just dropped."

[foxman]

This woman deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face through the entire thing. Although I can imagine it took them quite a while to get shots where nobody laughs... actors or the crew.

[JunosaurusRex]

"I JUST BIRTHED A CREAMY BEHEMOTH FROM MY CAVERNOUS BOWELS" I FUCKING CANT

[trashbin]

"-ASStronauts"

I CANT WITH THESE PUNS

[AdelaideAtAMasquerade]

My husband asked "Is this even a real thing?" right before this girl answered him! XD

[azraelangelofred]

When I first saw this commercial a few years ago, I couldn't believe it. It still stands as one of the more entertaining commercials and ads on YouTube.

[bernadetterocha]

Literally the moment before she stated it was a real product -- I was wondering if it was a real product! 😂

THIS is how you market a product. I am definitely purchasing this.

[taraswertelecki]

How she can say her lines with a straight face is nothing less than amazing, and hysterical.

[misterzack]

i think my dad would be more concerned why my shit smells like flowers.

[canadianstudmuffin]

Most commercials stink, but not this one!

[gisela]

I'll never forget the time I used it and my roomie entered my suite right after it. She was all like: "OMG I love that smell, what's that?" and I replied "my new perfume". Later that day I told her what really happened and she was all like, eeewww... LOL

[musingsofree]

ass-tronauts who else noticed that funny little pun?