which one would you take?

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[jakesrandomstuff]

As someone who has anger issues I see this as an absolute win

Yo this comment blew up everyone that agreed you are all my friends

[stormymuffin]

As someone with 91% internal anger and 56% external anger I see this as an absolute win.

[XDZver]

The slow time one helps you get time to think about situations

[llamamae]

As someone with anger issues and eats too much, I see this as an absolute win

[Housemaker]

I'd take the slow time one, because even if I'm also slowed physically my mind will still be working and therefore my reaction times will be quicker and more effective as I can observe any situation while everyone else thinks literally no time has passed.

[ducks_r_da_best]

As someone who lives in a mosquito infested house I see the bug shield as an absolute win

[SgtDude]

Anger makes you stronger. I have anger issues and im weak

[Ilikeobjectshowsyayayayaya]

as someone who never gets enough sleep i see this as an absolute win

[edubbya]

I would have absolutely nothing to do all day if I didn’t eat or drink

[pyromaniac]

25% more likeable. I’ve been getting neglected a lot at my school- picked last, so a reality like this could be heaven

[dorelaberthelot]

As someone who is extremely terrified of any bug, I see this as an absolute win.

[kingthiccydickyiv]

Where is the pill that tells me exactly what I need to do in life?

[benrussell]

As an insomniac, the chance at an 8 hour unbroken sleep is just too good to pass up.

[KAIK_editz]

As a person with anger issues just like my mom I see this as a big Win

[YMunesanzun]

"Anger makes you stronger"

Otherwise known as adrenaline.

[Gooberman]

That green one is pretty much just spartan rage.

[nicoledall]

Either 25%more likable so I can have friends around me more or one way telepath

[Rue.Lowlye]

As some one thats in karate I see this as a absolute win. (Light Blue pill)

[notseventyone]

As a person who likes to scare my brother in the bathroom by turning off the lights, I see this as an absolute win

[Xx_.Kiriki._xX]

GUYS, THEY DID NOT SAID HOW MANY WE CAN TAKE!