How to Make Any Programmer Angry! 😡 #shorts

Many different things could send a developer over the edge, but if you follow these 3 steps, you'll be sure to send almost any coder into a fit of rage.

[raymondoes]

saying TailwindCSS is a programming language is enough to piss alot of programmers on Twitter off so bad

[coderebel]

Lol.. Don't forget to add a huge testing framework with a ton of tests that you write before even one line of production code (forget about red-green-refactor, that's for the real nerds). Oh and a cookie wall that takes a gazillion steps to say you want to reject cookies, including any legitimate interest. :)
And of course you're doing none of this "hard core" development stuff before you've done a complete and thorough analysis fase that won't end until you have absolute certainty that nothing unexpected is going to happen.. And then a big design fase because who in his right mind would ever make a designer part of a scrum team? And while we're on the subject.. Please just forget entirely about scrum and agile. Whoever thought it would make sense to release often so you can benefit from customer feedback? It's much better to be endlessly discussing what time we're doing the stale retrospective, right?

Yeah.. As a desktop developer who has done some assembly development and also done a couple things with angular and a legacy pain in the c# backend which they're rewriting to .net core which is already taking over a year and STILL hasn't been released.... I can concur.. Let's bloat the web as much as we can so we can all go back to desktop development and DLL hell.. :)
Or maybe.. Maybe we can make a browser in javascript.. Then we can browse to a browser website to browse the internet and add another layer of emulation. Hey we could give it a fancy name too. Let's call it the deep web. ;) Makes it sound all smart and new.. Yeah I know the term exists already, but it'll be nicely confusing, right? ;) And of course all those websites will be required to drag hundreds of megabytes of node_modules along with them. And of course please check it in to one of your four version controls which you'll migrate every two years because there's some new way to mess with git.. Omg.. Where can I sign up? ;)

Seriously though, I'm going back to develop something with my microcontrollers and get something done, you guys let me know when you're ready to be professional, ok? ;)