I owe you an explanation...

[grtesquelunatic]

This is more believable than Laura Lee’s apology oh my god.
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Edit: Wow omg, I wanna thank all my fans.

[j]

You guys should know that every single video on this channel is either completely sarcastic or a short film

[eugeniepayet]

I totally understand you we are all here for you, we will keep you in our prayers to give you the strength to get over this
Remember You’re loved ... ❤️ #protectbrandon 😂😂

[sarahvoight]

He had me for a total of 5 seconds . 😂

[amberkay]

You forgot to mention how insecure and jealous the person must be to leave hate on you’re post 😂

[missapril]

“As I was wiping my tears with hundred dollar bills I have just lying around” ... LOL

[ashleygullatt]

Haha "eat KFC on camera"- I see you coming for trisha Brandon. Yes you could say everyone is doing mukbongs but we all know.

[elizabeth]

Haha honestly I think your underrated. Your hilarious and a great actor. And I love your parts in David's vlog. Everyone should be a fan of you

[sarahelizabeth]

The beginning sounded like the beginning of Trisha vs Brandon

[walsh]

I love that you make fun of “trends” as much as I do :3

[Simran-srwc]

Already knew this was going to be a parody lol

[hippybitch]

This is 10x believable than Laura’s apology vid lol

[SunnyLuna]

I missed your videos on this channel Brandon! at this apology tho, you’re a skinny legend

[kylacrush]

Oh Brandy don’t Cry. We Get You, we understand you, & you complete us. We’re just a you tube audience standing in front of a computer asking a you tuber to let us love you.

You’re truly an inspiration. The other day I accidentally set a school bus full of nuns on fire & all the sudden I was overcome with a flood of emotion & started crying because I spilled gasoline all over my new shoes! It was just a really hard day! But I took a beat & thought to myself what would Brandon do? Unfortunately I didn’t have any Benjamin “Tissues” to wipe away my mascara stained tears. Suddenly, like Manna from Heaven a Mini Cooper drove by & I jumped in front of it with lightening speed & as the nice family of clowns (the most prominent occupation of Mini Cooper owners FYI) ran out to see if I was ok. I pointed to the bus ablaze with the resounding chorus of both screams of terror & Hail Mary’s. Luckily it distracted them long enough to run behind the wheel and I drove off into the sunset. Thank you Brandy Thank you!! You’ve truly saved my life & I would be Nothing with out you!! Nothing!!!

[Tifawt_]

Finally some sincere emotions in here. It gets better, stay strong.

[cmf]

As long as you know the thread count of the sheets you got care of your meteoric rise through the YouTube ranks; I’ll sleep easy. Now go towel off with your exotic - exorbitantly priced - towel.. there are battles raging between good and evil, and you’re the world’s only chance at seeing December. God speed, good sir. God speed! (Or ‘Brandon speed’ as those in the know are saying lately).

[cassiesofia]

actors terrify me. they can make anything believable. lmfao

[LarsHeat]

ADHD question: IThis channel could also easily be named "Brandon Calvillo A Swell".

[remuswintergreen]

I was about to be cryin but then I was laughing so hard on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[Cdanto]

this is like every youtubers "reading my hate comments" video