I downloaded the wrong version of Halo 3

[cuauhtemocalejandroarellan]

Give Master Chief his AI girlfriend back bro

[varela]

I would totally accept this being the original lines for this scene

[prevail]

Bro the Elite sounds at the end always get me. Every damn time, especially Halo CE Elites. I grew up with CE 💙

[AmishMicrowave]

"Oh fuck, no wait, guys, do not do that, I'm on the Fucking ship."

[yeetsahoy]

He ain’t lettin him take his search history lol

[markcurtis]

Johnson couldn't help Chief up even if he wanted to, chief's armor weighs like a 1000 pounds lol

[UrAntagonist]

Sergeant Johnson was gonna see master chief’s History, but then master chief rose from the dead and said “nah”

[chadwitty]

He woke up cause they were gonna look through his browser history

[silentstorm]

I could actually see this in halo 3 not gonna lie

[gabestepstone]

Johnson:"The Arbiter is with us!"
Arbiter:"Wort wort wort!"

[captccklap]

"I knew it. Those guys on 4chan told me not to relax and they were right!"

[Therapiedocteur]

All right, tell her who he ain’t dead

[josealatorre]

It almost sounded normal until chief demanded his hard drive back. Am I crazy?

[ShockTrooper]

I want to do or see dubs on that so bad bro