Don't Feed The Kobolds - D&D World Heritage Post

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[UristBeardhammer]

Other NPC: "Yeah, apparently if you feed them, and depending on the context, it can also count as a marriage proposal. Anyway, this is my wife." *Kobold sitting on his shoulders waves*

[DasSpaceAce]

I have a kobold artificer/rogue. Can confirm, if you feed Tim, you have a new friend.

He won't stay in your bag though. Eventually the little explosion happy bugger will fark off on a lark.

There's a sign on the wall of the workshop he frequents that reads "DO NOT THROW TREATS AT THE SMALL LIZARD MAN. He is not a pet or a mascot. He is smarter than you. He will blow you up."

[Amethyst_rose]

so kobolds are like sapient seagulls, noted.

[sweepydreepy]

my post! My little gremlin of a kobold is an absolute blast to play and loves her large barbarian friend.

[educatedlaziness]

We coerced a troop of Kobolds to guide us through a dense wood and now they live with us and one of them has become an npc companion who's stronger than our party

[TheMrmilkyway]

During My first dnd campaign with my siblings when we were younger, i was a dragonborn barbarian and i forgot exactly how but we had a kobold pet/companion that rided on my shoulder everywhere we went, we give him a small crossbow so he could fire from my shoulder, i loved that campaign, it lasted so long, he was definitely one of the highlights from the campaign

So yes, don't feed them, you will never get rid of them from true experience

[ShatoraDragondore]

I play a Kobold cleric... give me books and head pats I will happily follow follow the pack of barbarians she found.

[FolkoMagipaw]

I will feed all the kobolds. I want a kobold friend army.

[wereguy]

So, me and a buddy have this exact dynamic in d&d, i am essentially a point defense system that lives in a backpack, if anyone aside from the goliath barbarian tries to get food out of the bag, they have to make a dex save or get bitten on the fingers. All you hear coming from the bag is a damned food gremlin all like

[davidkrischke]

My party just picked up four kobold companions two sessions ago. Can confirm DM sees them as permanent additional party members

[SkyEcho]

I'd love to see a "Don't feed the humans" sign in an alternate dimension, like the fey wilds.

[DetectiveDorian]

I played a kobold rogue. The fighter gave me the polished pommel off of a longsword (not his own) and it was forever my shiny.

[mrgaarus]

Having a kobold rouge hiding in your backpack sounds pretty handy

[LegoStarWarsKid]

The kobold having an Australian accent is just the best

[andrewwilliams]

Time to feed a cave full of Kobolds and make a Kobold Army.

[lordpalandus]

I guess someone named Torg fed a ton of Kobolds, because that is why they all yell "All hail king Torg".

[Megatron-mj]

So feed a Kobald and you get a permanent friend. Noted.

[eliscoby]

Kobolds are the greatest thing in fantasy and you will never change my mind on this

[XBuilderBob]

Can confirm. Am kobold artificer. Spends 80% of my time on our orc warrior/barb's shoulders like a little gun turret. Remaining 20% is spent curled up in a ball sleeping on their chest like a cat. Will never leave my big beefy meat shield.

[BluestormsSong]

I almost spat my coffee when you popped up behind your own back and said that.