Probably Not Qualified To Be An EMT. Pete Jr.

Probably not qualified to be an EMT is exactly how Pete Jr. felt in this clip from his first Dry Bar Comedy special. In the clip Pete Jr. talks about his first experience being a first responder when he saw someone get injured. Whether you're someone who has an EMT certification or you're someone who probably isn't qualified to be an EMT this clip from Pete Jr. is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.

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[pamelahansen]

We have a saying that unless you see the head coming out, never ask if she’s pregnant 😂

[chuckeckert]

At 0:06, the way he said "so I got I think he was expecting an applause lol. It was really awkward to see that lol

[crayonparfait]

Never, ever, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant. Under any circumstance. That should be taught in schools. However, it is totally ok to ask a man if he is pregnant.

[bnic]

lol! Not sure where that first story was gonna go, since I used to be an EMT and saw a kid on a bike go flying after a car hit him. He did not scare me off with credentials, but the EMTs who got there after me at least had equipment!

An EMT is nothing without the gear.

[pamelahansen]

We have a saying that unless you see the head coming out, you never ask a woman if she’s pregnant 😂😂😂

[brittanym.]

I liked this one. ☺ My boss once mixed up two of our regular customers, one was pregnant, one was not. I think he asked something like when the baby was due, except he asked the one who wasn't pregnant... 😬😂

[mollypinto]

Hahaha 🙋 Me too Pete...guilty as charged 🙈 never ever again

[baldguy]

Can this guy say “ Like” a few hundred times more. He doesn’t say it enough.

[StrongnBeautiful]

"Dry" is an understatement. 😑

[Odaroka]

Funny guy




Funny guy because I’m going for emt and firefighter certifications

[glenperu]

Very awkward asking a woman with a big belly whos not pregnant...
How is the baby doing?🙄
I'm with him on this one, I just look and don't say a word!

[eltonwashington]

I have ask the woman was she having a baby "no"was the answer!

[hxhdfjifzirstc]

At 1:51 a feminist is trying VERY HARD not to laugh at a mansplaining joke.

[majoroldladyakamom]

Whew! That was horrid, and horribly funny in less than 4 minutes. 👏

Well done! He really pulls you in.

May we see more of him, DB? Pretty please?

[cliffords.]

Yeah, you never want to say to a women, congratulations for being pregnant when their not. 😳

[danjango]

Funny comic but only slightly funnier was the hand sanitizer on the tables. 🤢

[tedspens]

Oh, "Dry" bar... now I get it! Gonna go find something funny now.

[PeopleGetHelp]

I don't even call people by their gender and this was wayyyy before this "w" moment. It is just out of curiosity, can't tell you how many time when I worked at Starbucks younger colleagues would look at people in the drive thru monitor or even at the counter and say "Anything else sir" and then I see this person is a female or was upset being called sir and when they rolled up to the window or passed them their beverage I'd apologize on the employees behalf and give them a free drink or coupon for a free beverage next time. Not too long ago I was in tight gym clothes wearing a female nike ball cap in light gray, I had no makeup and I don't have long hair but it was in a ponytail; and a employee at Costco said to me as I was walking out "Have a good day Buddy!".. addressing me loudly that I'm a man. I was having an internal argument about how/why is this fool so stupid and probably his limited perception to call out people as sir and ma'am. So then females have to have huge breasts, caked-up face with eagle wingspan false eyelashes to be seen as a female... I even was in tight yoga legging with a tight white tee.. and I have curves. I think people behind me were whispering about the guy being rude. I didn't react but I should of called to state someone called/addressed me as a male and you should address it to their team to never make judgements until you are certain.

[SordidGuy]

This was the ABSOLUTE WORST "comedy skit" I've ever seen!!!

[jaliaskilo]

Nah man. Lame. Go back to paramedic school, or better yet, become a paralegal.